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imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last

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can we PLEASE talk about her in the games because what is this cartoonish ass expression.

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please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno

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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

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WAIT

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i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

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A girl boss never settles for less.

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If this is your car why aren't we hanging out already and where did you even get some of these