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Roll 20 DnD

Anyone looking for more players for a dnd game? Im looking for one to play in if there are any openings!

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Overhear

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Rogue: Let’s take it easy, I don’t want anymore bloodshed.

Dm: Roll deception. 

Rogue: What? I’m being honest! 

DM: Bullshit.

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*Player #1, a woman, pretends to leave the room*

Player #2: “Great, now we can objectify women”

*Player #1 pops back into the room:* “Not unless you cast polymorph, biiiiiitch”

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Mild Ruins of Phandelver spoilers

Note: we started this session at the beginning of October

In the previous session we cleared the lair of the Redbrands and delivered both the wizard and the kidnapped people to the mayor. At the start of this session, Myrna, one of the kidnapped people, told us about her childhood home, Thunder Tree, and the necklace we were allowed to have as an extra reward if we could find it.

Myrna (DM): Beware though, everyone had been driven from the town by…creatures

Barbarian gnome: What kind of creatures?

Myrna: We believe they are undead

The entire party (OOC): *gasp* Halloween side quest!

DM (OOC): No it’s - it’s part of the story…

Half a session later, we arrive in Thunder Tree

DM (describing the landscape): As you enter the town, you see a graduate change of the trees from their lush green to an autumny red.

Dragonborn Fighter (me, OOC): Wait, in what season are we even?

DM: Whatever the season was, as you enter Thunder Tree it is spontaneously autumn

Party (OOC, chanting): Halloween sidequest, Halloween sidequest

DM: Okay… as you walk further, you notice there are plenty of -sigh- pumpkins

Party (OOC, excited): HALLOWEEN SIDEQUEST, HALLOWEEN SIDEQUEST

DM: No guys, it’s part of the storyline

Party (OOC): We don’t care! HALLOWEEN SIDEQUEST!

DM, beaten: OKAY FINE, it’s a Halloween sidequest now!