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I should hate how mean or scared the peasants are to Witchers

But

If my friend went missing in the forest and the local mayor was like ‘no worries I hired a guy’ and then the most fucked up looking guy turned up. Like a he’s an intimidating leather biker gang looking guy who proceeds to downs a potion, of what you can only assume is a meth-coke-speed combo. Then he gets extra veiny and more fucked up looking and he begins to sniff the air and tells you about the trail he can now magically see. He later emerges covered in blood saying ‘your friend is dead’ shows you the head of the gnarliest creature and demands payment.

Maybe I would develop a strong fight or flight vibe with that guy. Like the peasants don’t know he has a good backstory and a heart of gold (Until bards sung it) I’d start to pray he wont shank me while high af.

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His face when he realized he was about to fall

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Thank you, Snoop Logg...

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Dalinar: Urithiru is occupied by Odium's forces? This would be concerning if Stormblessed wasn't there. It's probably fine actually.

Jasnah: Uncle, he is literally one man.

Dalinar: Jasnah, were you aware that Stormblessed is HIM?

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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i was cheering for him...

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I'm not the first to point it out but fire lord ozai really had just a comically short reign. He fumbled it so badly. Imagine. You get the throne. You tell your gay son to go find a mythical hero who doesn't exist anymore so he'll stop embarrassing you & he really thinks he's gonna do it. Lol. Time to keep this war going for another hundred years. In the time it takes to crack your knuckles the fuckhead actually did it. But then he makes friends with the mythical hero who doesn't exist. And you're like hey wait. Stop that. You've already fumbled it unbelievably badly. Fucked it up on a scale most rulers could only dream of. You get pacifism blasted straight to hell. Your gay ass son is the new king. What the fuck. And then you like die in prison and nobody cares

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EXCUSE ME????

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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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Worlds Apart — the Harpy and the Mermaid

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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention