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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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What You Can Tell by Looking at a Fat Person
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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this
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i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.
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saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid
#I’m poly but like the incel of poly because I’m never a third#always around ppl who aren’t so I have to behave.
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Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments
#just gotta start not caring about saying embarrassing shit on person#if they can’t have you at word salad they don’t deserve you at deep and meaningful soul to soul conversations
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