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Money fucking sucks

I have to sit here and make the conscious decision not to spend time with my friends, one of my favorite things to do in the world that I might not be able to do for much longer because people are changing colleges or moving away, because a few things went wrong and I couldn't get on the road when I wanted to. Now, I wouldn't be spending enough time for it to be worth the price of the gas to take me back and forth.

So I just gotta sit here and think about how fucking lonely I feel. And every time I build up the will to stop caring about the price, more time has passed, and it becomes less worth it, so I lose the will again.

I'm being forced to choose not to do one of my favorite, most soul-healing activities because of money.

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Reminder that Doki Doki Literature Club is technically about someone witnessing eldritch horror that nearly drives them mad and then deciding they want to take the eldritch horror out for dinner.

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Fish, I have good news for you

it's too bad that being in a jar has such strong connotations. I'd love to be in a jar. a little glass enclosure all to myself. put some leaves and sticks and colorful rocks in there and I'm having a great time

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So, Tangle and Whisper just got leaked for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, which means I think they're the first lesbian characters in a kart racer? So that's pretty cool.

For the record, (to my knowledge) the first transgender character in a kart racer was Birdo in Mario Kart: Double Dash and the first bisexual character in a kart racer was Gonzo in Muppets RaceMania. I don't know if there's been an explicitly gay character yet.

If anyone has any earlier examples of LGBTQ+ characters in kart racers feel free to correct me.

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Genderfluid now. Male is still my primary gender so you don't have to call me anything different but I'm genderfluid now.

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Of course

BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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Three kisses~

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Is there a word for sometimes being extremely allosexual and sometimes being extremely asexual or is this just, like, normal?

I more mean that sometimes I'm clearly sexually attracted to people while other times I'm completely disinterested in the entire concept of sex.

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Someone purchased ad space solely to report on human rights violations in Thailand. And that's why I love it here.

Mime Protesters Arrested in Thailand

Bangkok, Thailand - A group of mime artists performing a silent protest against Thailand's controversial monarch found themselves speechless after being arrested by authorities on Sunday.

The group, calling themselves "Mimes Without Borders," staged a demonstration in downtown Bangkok by silently pantomiming actions criticizing King Vajiralongkorn over his lavish spending, strengthening control over the country, and personal unconventionality.

The mimes depicted the king surrounded by piles of cash, while other performers mimed being arrested and jailed for speaking out. They also ridiculed the 70-year-old monarch's eccentric personal life, which has included publicly parading a royal consort only to later strip her of titles, appointing a controversial poodle named Foo Foo as a ceremonial guard, and reportedly spending quarantine periods in a luxury German hotel.

However, their silent resistance was short-lived as police quickly moved in and arrested all 16 members of the mime troupe for violating Thailand's harsh lese-majeste laws prohibiting any insult to the monarchy.

"They didn't say a single word, but their body movements and pretend shouting amounted to a clear violation," explained Colonel Pravit Poomchai. "We had to de-escalate before wider unrest could develop."

The arrested mimes remain imprisoned. Their ongoing detention has sparked outrage among human rights groups and pro-democracy activists around the world, who have staged protests condemning the arrests as a severe overstep in limiting free speech.

"The imprisonment of these peaceful mime artists is an appalling attack on expression and dissent," said Amnesty International's secretary general Agnes Callamard. Protests have been held in London, Paris, New York and other cities demanding the mimes' release.

Vajiralongkorn has taken an increasingly hardline stance since taking the throne in 2016 after his father's death. He has centralized control of the Crown's billions in personal wealth, expanded powers over military forces, and rewritten laws to allow himself to spend extended periods abroad while still retaining control. Critics accuse him of dragging Thailand away from democracy and towards absolute monarchy.

Thai government officials have not commented on the ongoing mime protest controversy. However, unconfirmed reports indicate they have also arrested a satirical modern dance troupe for making fun of the king's love of aviation.

Source: Mime Protesters Arrested in Thailand

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Wild how this is the most romantic thing anyone has said to anyone else ever and it was said by Ultron from Marvel Comics to Sigma from Mega Man X in the game Marvel vs Capcom Infinite.

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Joke's on you, the post right above this one was yuri

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

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I found out in an old, probably non-canon (and for good reason), but still technically official comic; it is heavily implied that Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes is the biological father of Huey, Dewey and Louie.

So yeah, I got a new headcanon today.

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Long falls in reality: Pretty dangerous, but realistically something more durable than the ground it lands on will suffer minimal damage no matter how high they fall from

Long falls in fiction: God is dead because He fell 20 feet onto grass

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I don't have a type I swear

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The fact I want to pick pink and brown tells me that, quite possibly, I shouldn't get pink and brown. I'm not sure I can be trusted with them.

The pills meme but it's things i wish i had