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Moving blogs
So tumblr safe mode is shit and I can't turn it off. So I made a new blog, I might come back to this one when they fix it but for now I'm outie. Go follow me at schizophrenic-komaeda.
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#proof dan tops he wraps his arms around his waist#everyone knows ur a bottom if you put ur arms around someone's neck
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Actually, You Know What? Case Reopened. 7.30.17
Due to additional evidence, we have come to the conclusion that we misunderstood what Phil was trying to tell us in the last video. Originally it came across as a bit of a slap in the face maybe a “listen here kiddos we have our own rooms.” But after some discussion and re-reviewing the evidence we have realized that Phil wasn’t telling us to back off he was just saying “simmer down kids don’t break the internet please” in his latest video.
Naturally, anticipation was high for this video. We thought in our demon phannie mindset that this would be a coming out of sorts. But we forgot that Phil Lester and Daniel Howell are and always will be sneakily subtle fellows. Phil made a tweet at 7pm my time, or 1am his time, that this was “another Sleepless Night With Phil night” (see picture below)
However, you can clearly see as he purposefully scrolls over to the download start time on Dream Daddy, he shows the time to be 8pm his time.
So what’s the truth? Phil clearly began to film this video well before 1am and then he tweeted that he would be filming one and lied about the times in the footage. He did so with such carelessness that it’s as though he hoped we would catch it. He clearly still wanted us to all chill out, so that’s what we should do. But he also left little hints for us.
For all we know he was sound asleep by 4am in his and Dan’s shared moon room. Or maybe all of us are just a little too demon-minded for our own good.
You decide.
-ash, MaK
Let’s put perspective on the latest video: During the past months, we were presented with changes and plenty of new information. But even through all of this there were calmer moments. Whenever it got to be “too much” or too much speculation, they would take a little step back to put the phandom on hold for a bit and let us calm down. And I guess that was just another one of these, but a bigger step back. Last week was too much, and we need to calm down a bit. It doesn’t mean everything is cancelled, it’s just “calm down, we know you can do it”. And if they want us to calm down a bit, we will.
- Yash
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phil’s sleepless night notes:
that was the least convincing video i have ever seen and here is why, and how he definitely screwed up:
the bag of expresso beans doesnt even appear to be opened:
the room is absolutely tiny, and where he sets his camera to show us the pictures is in fact the back wall of the room notice how he moves out of his room as quickly as possible, and never once shows the other side of it
phil states that he JUST went into the room to update games, and the game says:
meaning that he just started updating it, at 20:21. whats weird about this? well, its supposed to be nearly 3 AM and he can sleep but no, its actually 8 PM. it’s not even past midnight. (we know this for sure, and I’m not saying it was all staged but…) also notice how he never once shows windows, or clocks, only times he edited in
here’s the reflection on the ball hanging from the ceiling. timestamp: 6:48
if it’s 3 AM, then it definitely should not be this bright. (you can even see a supposed window on the right) i think these are all just more hints, because there is no way he could have missed that many things while editing.
phil say’s he’s going to bed, so he goes upstairs, because thats where his room should be, but then walks downstairs again, for no apparent reason. why would he go upstairs just to go into the office for a few minutes? i think that he went up stairs to film the part where he’s in his room, then went back downstairs to go to sleep in their room, and simply switched up the order of the clips (or maybe its the other way around with their room upstairs and his downstairs, but you see my point)
here’s my theory: what if he only uploaded this so that we start to talk MORE about the sleeping together theory if he wanted to have us stop talking about it, then he should have done anything BUT this, and I’m sure he knows that
all in all, the video was so random. he wasnt awake at the time he claimed, and was pretty much anywhere but his room. he’s trying to prove he sleeps in his room by making us aware of how tiny it is, how does that add up? essentially, the entire video is fake, and there’s 2 possibilities: 1. he posted it because he knew we would talk more about it, and thats exactly what he wants; there’s no way he didn’t do this on purpose 2. he tried so hard to prove us wrong that he did this video last minute and never even realized all of the things he tried forgot to edit out.
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Rip dnp sharing a room theory
The phandom: 👏 they 👏 sleep 👏 in 👏 the 👏 same 👏 room 👏 it 👏 fact 👏 Phil: releases sleepless night with Phil and sleeps in his room alone* The phandom: 👏 all 👏 men 👏 do 👏 is 👏 lie 👏
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i needed a new reason to live, so i made a mini compilation of phil dragging dan
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I should probably fix this door handle because I am scared it is going to fall off one day and just leave me trapped in the bathroom, and Dan will forget about me and just find a withered skeleton six months later
Phil Lester

Yes Phil, because Dan will forget about you
(via tronnor-phandom)
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Can someone please tell the poor man that he keeps drinking out of a vase?
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First art set is phanart!! Wooo~
I definitely re-watched the phastel edits IRL video like, 10 times. My crewmates really liked it too haha ^_^ Thanks for keeping us company in the Arctic, @danielhowell and @amazingphil!!
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