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smashes through the wall violently

WHASSUP PARTY PEEPS HOW THE FECK ARE YOU DOING. I AM BACK IN WOW AND BOY HOWDY DID I MISS IT. KINDA.

I am back playing the game and getting back into RP, so I thought the best person to revamp would be this lovely drood! That being said, I need an RP guild, and have no idea where to turn.

If anyone put there has a great guild with space for a battle druid still struggling with the Nightmare corruption within her please reblog this! Or if you'd like to help me make connections and/or friends for her do that also. She's not a jerk or anything, just misses home (now that its a dead bonfire).

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Well, to be honest, I wanted to do this for this blog’s next milestone of followers and had already bought all the WoW tokens to do it- but the 50% off sale means double the winners so dude fuck it.

So yes! It’s a blizzard store mount giveaway! Well.. Mounts. jk im lying you PICK 6 winners will be chosen; Those 6 will be able to choose any of the $12.50 mounts OR if you hate mounts, two of $5 pets (or one $10, logically.) (Or even just the $10 WoW sale going on rn.)

(You also must be okay with adding me on Battlenet OR giving me a email to use. I can not gift you the prize without one of these.)

They will be randomly selected 100% by a generator online I’ll be using. If you do not reply to me within 24 hours, I will pick a different winner.  (aka ill generate again.)

How to enter? Well, One , since this was going to be a follower giveaway; you still have to be following me, sorry. Two, Likes and reblogs will be counted on this post and entered, so yes. You can enter more than once, or even twice. 

That’s it really. That’s all you gotta do. (Besides making sure I can message you on tumblr SOME how)

So, I wish you the best of luck within this hell, and that maybe you’ll get a free mount!

Deadline; 12/31/2017, Around 5 pm EST. May end later depending on what the fuckening is going on, but you get it. It ends before the year ends.

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OOC: Stop Bullying You Fucking Cunts

I’m going to say a few things.  Not many people are going to like what I have to say.  Probably a few people are going to say that I was a bit too fucking harsh.  

Well I am fucking sorry, but I’ve every right to be a little fucking harsh after someone died to bullying.  

What’s harsh is that the people in this community expect everything for themselves, and when they don’t get it they lie and they scream, and they stamp their fucking feet.

What’s harsh is that people feel the need to tear people down and treat people like shit because they don’t fucking like them.  

What’s harsh is that regardless of this fucking incident, for a fucking week people will be railing and wailing  ‘it’s time to change guys.  It’s time to STOP BULLYING’ for about a fucking week, before everyone goes back to reeing about each other on Wyrmrest Accord Secrets, spreading their rumors, and spreading their lies about other people because ‘oh that person didn’t tickle my pixel cunt’.

It’s the same thing in out of game, and it’s the same thing in game, all talk, all advocation for about a fucking week, and then fucking nothing.  Everyone goes back to “oh my god the old guard gm is a fucking cunt” or “oh my god the magistrix raped a dragon” or some stupid bullshit about “a house that rhymes with bolt” and “medical clinic blah blah blah”.  It’s meaningless fucking bullshit over meaningless fucking stories that literally are only here for entertainment.  Someone DIED because of THIS GAME, because SOMEONE DIDN’T LIKE THEM AND DID NOT STOP HARASSING THEM.

That’s fucking bullshit.

That’s fucking disgusting.

You’re fucking stupid.

“How are we going to stop this awful thing from happening”.  I’ll tell you.  Stop posting your anonymous cuntbaggery on Wyrmrest Accord Secrets, and fucking talk to people you have a problem with instead of acting like immature, spoiled cunts.  Start being a god damn fucking adult and deal with your fucking shit.  If you can’t be a fucking human being and treat people with a level of decency and fucking respect GET THE FUCK OFF THE GAME.  FUCK OFF. 

And to the people who think that harassing and spreading rumors without proof, and to the people who believe such things without asking for proof.  Fuck you.  I don’t want you fucking around me.  I don’t want you talking to me, I don’t want you acknowledging me, because it’s not just the person who started the rumors that is the problem.  It’s every single person who believed it without proof of the allegations.  

Fuck you.  Grow up.  Stop being fucking cunts to each other.  I’m fucking tired of this shit.  I’m fucking tired of the god damn community going “oh well obviously most of the anon hate is just people writing it to themselves for attention” to wear blinders over the fact that people on this server are fucking disgusting.  That Bullying and Harassment and Witch Hunts and Lynch Mobs are fucking here and they happen, and it’s fucking awful.  

AND YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE ANY OF THIS SHIT HAPPENING I WILL RIP INTO YOU FASTER THAN AN ANGRY GRIZZLY BEAR.

FUCK.

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(In)definite Hiatus

With the new reconstruction of House Northbane into Northwind Skyguard, all RP on Elody will be put on hold so I can focus on Avoriana, one of my other characters. If anyone wants to RP with her, that's no issue, but both public RP and update to this blog will cease. I'm sorry to you guys who likes reading about her, but it seems I'm kind of stuck giving all my attention to Avo instead of Elody. I'm hoping one day I can pull her off the shelf to RP on.

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AAAAAH THEY'RE OPEN!

To order a commission, email me at: Zealouslynx@gmail.com

In your email, please include ‘Commission’ in the title!  I decided it was time that I update my sheet properly, and put my prices where they’re easily visible. <3 I also added the emote/icon category, since I’ve been making those for a friend and myself, and others have expressed interest!

If you’re not interested in a commission at the moment, but you want to give your support, here’s a few links you may want to look at! ✦ Ko-fi - I usually have myself a drink of some sorts while I’m working! ✦ Patreon - Like most artists, this is a way for me to give exclusive content to the folks that really want it! Polls, progress pieces, and exclusive give-aways can be found here!

If that’s something you can’t do, PLEASE reblog. That is the most helpful thing anyone can do! <3

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LITTLE BABBY NORTHBANE AAAAAAH

Marcus Domrick Northbane

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

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Jesse’s Rent Fund

This month has been…rocky from the start. My former job started cutting my hours to the point that I was barely able to keep my head above the water and, in my last few weeks, it became even worse – I was getting 6-12 hours instead of the 20+ I’d been promised at the start. And then my car broke down. I had to have an alternator replaced – $329, $200 of which an incredibly kind friend of mine paid, so it was $129 of my…barely existing money. I’ve started a new job, now, with higher pay and more hours…but I don’t get paid until October 6th – days after my $350 rent check is due. Because of my incredibly low hours at my former job, I’m only getting $160 this week. I’m going to be about $200-250 short on rent and I have no way to make this gap up. I used every last cent of savings on my car and making last month’s rent, due again to how much my hours were cut. I have until the 29th (because the 1st falls on a weekend) to get all my rent money together and I’m…I’m scared. I’m really scared. It’s a terrifyingly hopeless feeling, to have done everything right and still just…wind up here. I’m praying desperately that I’ll make it but without help, I won’t. There’s no way. Literally any amount will help, even a dollar or two. I’m pretty afraid right now. Thank you.

Paypal: (under my deadname, unfortunately) brittanybaldozier@gmail.com

Gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/jesses-rent-fund

Please reblog, even if you can’t donate. I would appreciate it so much.

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(original screenshot, but u get me.)

I’ve finally hit 2,020 followers!! This is an achievement that I never expected to reach as an artist.. There’s.. Two thousand of you! That’s amazing! 

I’ve got alot of things to draw, but I wanted to extend a bust doodle to THREE of my followers! (like the images above!)

This is a Follower-only giveaway, I’d ask that you’re following me!

A single reblog and a single Like counts! 

I’m going to let this giveaway last till September 24th 2017! At that time I’ll be rolling a number and contacting the first three people that show up!

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What about the hunter helmet that is literally a Naga head?!

Ever since Burning Crusade I’ve wanted naga to be playable. The new models have more compatibility for gear and with an allegiance to the Illidari I don’t see this as an unimaginable thing anymore!

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Send me a face claim and I will use that face claim to make an NPC in my muse's life, as well as talk about their relationship, connection, and feelings towards my muse. FC: Kodi Smit-McPhee

Name: Sal’thenil Bloodoak

Race/Class: Kaldorei Druid

Status: Deceased

One of Elody’s younger pupils trained in the druid ways, Sal’thenil looked up to Elody as a fan would to an idol. He completely revered her, following her around Val’sharah, asking for more lessons, doing everything he could to try and impress her. Sadly, Elody simply saw him as another of her students, and treated him as such; it wasn’t until the Nightmare began corrupting Elody did she realize how much her influence had on the young druid-in-training. When the other Nightmare Druids attacked their home village, Sal’thenil was among the ones who tried to repel them, but he was struck down out of cold blood by the very hand of the teacher he adored.

When Elody found out what she had done upon waking up she was utterly mortified and heartbroken, and vowed she would live a life worthy of young Sal’thenil’s appraisal and adoration.

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Flower Ask

DAISY: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

CARNATION: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

JASMINE: What color looks best on you?

FOXGLOVE: Name three facts about your family?

ALLIUM: What’s the best thing you can cook?

ORANGE BLOSSOM: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

CALLA LILY: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

POINSETTIA: Favorite holiday dish?

OXLIP: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

PRIMROSE: Favorite kind of soup?

DAFFODIL: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone?

AMSONIA: Would you ever become a vegan?

PEONY: What’s your favorite hot beverage?

TULIP: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

MYRTLE: Do you like going on airplanes?

HIBISCUS: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

ZINNIA: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

POPPY: What color was your childhood home?

HYDRANGEA: Starbucks order?

VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from?

LOCUST: What was your favorite book as a child?

RHODODENDRON: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?

QUEEN ANNE’S LACE: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

MAGNOLIA: Favorite kind of candy?

ASTER: Would you rather be cold or hot?

MARIGOLD: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?

HELICONIA: Do you like when it rains?

AZALEA: What’s a movie you cried while watching?

DANDELION: Do you think you’re important?

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So I want to start up an RP group.

Here’s a small history lesson about myself: ever since I started playing WoW as well as RP about 7 years ago, I have been a part of a close group of friends made through RP. We were not a guild, but just a simple, small rp group. We went on many awesome adventures that helped crafted who both myself and my character are today. Only until recently has our group fallen (ICly) due to joining and leading our own guild. I wish to recreate the days of old when being in a guild wasn’t so important…

It is my wish to form a small rp group of unique characters; misfits and mercenaries to the sweetest and meanest of characters, to join me on great adventures, whether you’re already in a guild or not!

Keep in mind, however. The RPs that I would host have the potential to, and will likely will, be lore-bending. Only enough to suit logical needs, of course.

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Even though I've never RPed with you, I still love reading all of your stuff for Sprankles! :)

She Didn’t Go To Argus

Argus. It loomed above the sky like a daunting eclipse of life and death, both aligned like stars in a juxtaposition of faith and enduring. Yet, the little gnome monk who swore to protect the world at all costs remained upon Azeroth, if only to give security to those that remained behind. She knew she wasn’t much in the way of intimidating looks, strong words, or even an image of bravery. But, beneath the layer of glitter that constantly dusted her form, she was much bigger than her small size allowed to be shown.

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guYS IF WE’RE MUTUALS AND YOUR MUSE RANDOMLY WANTS TO TALK TO MINE, TAG. ME. IN. A. STARTER. I WILL REPLY BECAUSE I LOVE RANDOM STARTERS AND CUTE SHIT AND JUST MY MUSE BEING THROWN IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!” BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING EVER. So yknow yeah. Tag me in shit.

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『The Emerald Dream』