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[the-star-spider]

I mean in my universe (on my earth at least) gay ppl get a whole month (June) and theres also a lesbian day of visibility somewhere in the year

yuri :))))))

W-what are these words anons? What does yuri mean-???!

[the-star-spider]

I mean it is Yuri day today. Happy pride or something

(Yuri is a term from Japan where the focus is on two girls, can be platonic technically but its usually romantic. Yay lesbians)

yuri :))))))

W-what are these words anons? What does yuri mean-???!

[the-star-spider]

🕯️@the-arsonist-doc-ock

Octavia is pretty cool!! She's a lot more prone to murder as a solution to problems which... is fine, I guess, because I get where she's coming from. Wish innocents weren't caught in the crossfire on occasion but what can you do.

She's good at heart. I understand why she is the way she is, and I don't blame her for it. She's great and I hope I can really hang with her some day, when I'm not trying to save her from her shitty parents. And when she's not unconscious.

☆ Ceres cares for Octavia a lot more than they would ever admit. They see a lot of their story reflected in her and they empathize with her a lot. They would kill for her if absolutely necessary <3

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Hey I know a guy who knows stuff abt magic. What artifact was it?

Also you might be cooked. Maybe the archive follows the Dewey decibel system???

You touch one magic artifact and suddenly you’re stuck in an endless archive without escape.

Plz send help I don’t know where I am.

[the-star-spider]

🕯️ @ask-ultra-friendly-spider

KEITO My bestie!! Weird to think of them as my age and also being, like, 70+. It's nice to have a spider I can relate to, though. Not many of us have been all around space and stuff. I keep forgetting theyre not technically human. Still need to force them to try pizza sometime.

☆ Ceres thinks Keito is super cool :] they have so many similarities - Nonbinary spider teens who also travel around space - that it's hard not to feel fairly close to them. If it weren't for the different universes thing, they'd hang with Keito all the time. Alas, they have yet to discover universe travel (and they would also die in Keito's dimension) so they must resort to just blogging on tumblr constantly.

☆ also keito needs to stop being tall ceres is very jelous

[the-star-spider]

🕯@universe-2666-spiderspark

Both of them cuz why not ;]

Man, Molly is so cool! Fun kid, very cool, 10/10 would call her my sister. She's got wayyyy more of those hero morals, though. I should probably tone down the violence a little around her...

☆ Ceres likes Molly a lot :] Their morals are a bit... different from Molly's, though. They recognize that and try to take it into account when giving advice (such as not telling Molly to punch a cop in the face when they were talking about the fair. They really thought about it.) They like to look at her as a little sister. They admire Molly for her hero-ness (is that a word lmao???) Even if she's really new to all this. She's honestly doing better than Ceres was at her age.

[the-star-spider]

send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

[the-star-spider]

Okay this might sound stupid and it might be but could you like. Get a bookbag and fill it full of rocks or something until its the proper weight and walk around like that until they regrow some?

Its not a perfect solution but it might help a little?

Ego sum totus inaequilibrius et non possum ambulare et hoc est malum. Mihi desunt brachia addita, tam leviter me sentio sine illis.

(I am all off balance and cannot walk and this sucks. I miss my extra arms, I feel so light without them.)

[the-star-spider]

Yay you deserve to have nice washed/brushed hair!! Also you definitely needed the drugs. Im very glad you're safe rn Octavia yay!!!!!

Salve

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[the-star-spider]

Yeah. Glad you don't. You looked absolutely awful last I saw :(

You should take. Okay well I dont think ibuprofen is gonna be strong enough here, but if you dont have anything else its worth a shot ?

Salve

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[the-star-spider]

you're welcome to o7

Im reading through (DEFINITELY NOT CLASSIFIED) SHIELD files. Why tf is Dracula in here and why is it saying he helped in WWII.

You're telling me THE Captain America fought alongside famous fictional vampire and main character of the Hotel Translvania movies Count Dracula

[the-star-spider]

Okay well Dracula is the king of vampires and is generally regarded as a Bad Guy. In the Hotel Translvania movies he runs a hotel for monsters and is pretty chill compared to Most versions of him. Also its a kids movie and hes portrayed as very silly

Also hes usually fictional and I dont know why hes in real shield files. Unless fury found out im fucking around in them but like he SHOULDNT have I've been very careful to cover my tracks

Im reading through (DEFINITELY NOT CLASSIFIED) SHIELD files. Why tf is Dracula in here and why is it saying he helped in WWII.

You're telling me THE Captain America fought alongside famous fictional vampire and main character of the Hotel Translvania movies Count Dracula

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yeah thats definitely what happened and Im believing it until proven otherwise

Do you think Im monster enough he would let me check into his hotel.

Im reading through (DEFINITELY NOT CLASSIFIED) SHIELD files. Why tf is Dracula in here and why is it saying he helped in WWII.

You're telling me THE Captain America fought alongside famous fictional vampire and main character of the Hotel Translvania movies Count Dracula

[the-star-spider]

Im reading through (DEFINITELY NOT CLASSIFIED) SHIELD files. Why tf is Dracula in here and why is it saying he helped in WWII.

You're telling me THE Captain America fought alongside famous fictional vampire and main character of the Hotel Translvania movies Count Dracula

[the-star-spider]

OCTAVIA YOU'RE ALIVE. Hey hi!! I missed you so much,, are you feeling alright?

Salve

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[the-star-spider]

stars above please do she needs some

Nuntius de Octavia. Adhuc sub cura Lilium Tigrinum est, sed non excitavit plus quam paucos momenta. Credimus corpus eius probabiliter non sinit eam facere multum plus quam dormire ad praesens propter onera omnium.

(Update on Octavia. She is still under the care of the Tiger Lilies, but has not woken up for more than a few moments. We believe her body is probably not allowing her to do much more than sleep at the moment because of the tolls of everything.)

[the-star-spider]

Sam Wilson is my new favorite avenger. I straight up walked out last night and me and him played video games together until someone noticed I wasn't there anymore lmaoooooo