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i’m looking for a fic, i’m pretty sure it was codywan, modern au set in nz, i think the title was something like “i am my brothers keeper” but i’m not sure, puhlease help 🙏

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Cody and Obi-wan are weird little freaks, that’s it, that’s my post

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I present, Darth Mail

Had to share this passing thought bear with me.

Qui-Gon lives au he's a General in the clone wars which Clone would be his Commander?

Obviously Fox. Obi-Wan has his own army to deal with they need someone else to do Qui-Gon's paperwork and rein in impulsive need to follow the Force's will which works well when you're in a small group but not when you're leading an army.

Fox benefits in that this is actually excellent enrichment for him and Qui-Gon will let him use his name and forge his signature as he sees fit.

This all is the worst case scenario for Quinlan Vos who now has to do the walk of shame in front of Qui-Gon Jinn for the second time in his life.

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actually foaming at the mouth for this, i need to read a fic of this

been having thoughts™️ about dinluke as youtube chefs where dins channel is something akin to binging with babish- very chill, instructional vibes where he doesn’t show his face and wants the attention to be on what he’s creating rather than himself, but the wit, sarcasm and charm in his scripts are a big factor that keep people coming back- luke on the other hand has a channel that’s something more along the lines of matty matheson- just diving into a recipe with as little preamble as possible, swearing loudly every second word and going off on little tangents that kind of relate to what he’s doing, but are mostly just him saying the most random bullshit, but at the end he has this fantastic looking dish prepared- and like between their channels they’re both really popular so for like a charity event or something they’re paired together to film a couple “cooking with” style videos and everyone is prepared for it to be super awkward because of how on the surface they’d seem to clash but when they’re on camera together it’s just this explosion of chemistry and din keeps up with lukes wild energy no problem and luke easily begins to copy dins style of more subtle quips until they just fall into this perfect combination of cooking and banter and it’s safe to say that the videos they upload afterwards become the most popular on both of their channels

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kit is so liddol

Jedi masters as Padawans!

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PEELED 😟

Din and luke are the same in that they look so much more unassuming when theyre peeled

😨

😃

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THATS SO CUTE

Doodle

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ITS SO ACCURATE

Mandalorians as immigrant dad things.

Boba Fett

- always yelling over the damn phone

- like never ever talks at a normal volume when he’s on a call with anyone

- you call him up to check on him and nearly go deaf in one ear it’s SO bad

Paz Viszla

- never ever apologizes

- just brings sliced fruit on a plate and wordlessly puts it on the bedside table

Din Djarin

- finds out his kid likes something and gets it for the rest of their lives

- if he gets the idea that Grogu likes pineapple or smth then that’s what he’s gonna eat for the next ten years

The Armorer

- “back on Mandalore-”

- always talking about her home planet but only the most random things

- “Momma I can’t sleep”

“Kill a bantha and cook the gallbladder”

“Wh- why would I do that”

“It’s what we did back on Mandalore, and it worked”

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errrmm, what the freak

Weird ass request, but does anyone recall a fic where Paz was of a species that laid eggs/fertilized said eggs, and Din was the willing vessel to help save Paz' species?

For some reason it's on my mind and I can't for the life of me remember the blog that posted it.

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OML, IM SO SORRY, BUT ITS SO FUNNY

underwater gays

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AWWHWH, I LOVE IT

happy valentine’s day!!

he doesn’t have much, but he does what he can <3

(leo refused to sit down unless kenny agreed to let him pay for their dates btw. stubborn dude)

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so true

Harley: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate

Stephen: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

Peter: I mean it’s kinda not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon.

Tony: Now we’re having a good day again.