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everyone: galarian ponyta is gay! me: okay but also,

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you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

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pynk is my favorite part

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The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, July 26, 1925

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Forget “strong female character.” Aim for: “Woman or girl with agency.” One who makes decisions, affects the story, pushes the plot. –– Chuck Wendig

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Medieval days Back when women could wear pretty clothes ,ride motor cycle and fight dragons :D

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My son, 4: (staring open mouthed at a pic of Freddie Mercury onstage in crown and robe)

Me (knows he doesn’t know, curious what he’s thinking): Who’s that?

My son, in awe: Wow! He’s a queen!

Spot on, baby.

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OI MISTAH

YOU ME TRAINA’?

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That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

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The vape industry’s playing the youth in the same exact way the cigarette industry did years ago

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Pokemon Sword and Shield announced. You know what that means for the next game

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there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

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psychic: [reads my mind]

me: Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople

been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

why did Constantinople get the works?

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks

psychic: what the fuck

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First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!