adventuresintjandinfp

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When INTJ can be nerdy and quirky with friends

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INTP: I just think you’re imbalanced, considering you just had not one, but three depression attacks and now are so confident you might as well be a boulder mowing everyone down in your path.

INTJ: *sitting on top of cardboard throne wearing a paper crown they made out of gas station napkins* what are you implying? That I am not Gods gift to this world?

*Four hours later*

INTJ: *laying on floor, flicking dust bunnies* My life is meaningless, the world hates me, its time to die.

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After each argument

ENFP: This is exhausting 

INTJ: You giving up?

ENFP: No I love you too much

INTJ: I love you too

ENFP: You’ll stay?

INTJ: Yea

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INTJ and ENFP Interactions.

ENFP: *sobbing uncontrollably*

INTJ: *awkwardly pats back* There, there… Ummm… Tell me what happened?

ENFP: *sob* *sniff* They… they c-called me n-names and m-made fun of me! A-and called me stupid! They were so mean! *breaks down again*

INTJ: *righteous anger builds in eyes* Do your remember their names?

ENFP: *sniff* What?

INTJ: DO you remember their names?

ENFP: *gives information*

–five days later–

ENFP: Hey INTJ! Remember those guys that made me cry? Their houses burned down mysteriously! Isn’t that weird?

INTJ: Indeed.

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INTJ and ENFP typical talks

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Arguing

xsfx: fine, you’re right. whatever. just please stop arguing with me!

xntx: but don’t you want to hear the rest of my argument?

xsfx: no!

xntx:

xntx: well i want to hear the rest of my argument

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INTP: Want to hear a joke about ghosts?

INTJ: I really don’t

INTP: That’s the spirit!

INTJ: Never speak to me again

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An INTJ’s two moods:

INTJ: If someone else can do it, why can’t I?

INTJ: If someone else can do it, why should I?

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“I’m just a potato struggling to live and willing to die.”

—INFP

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INTJ: my classmates are so stupid

INFP: what makes you say that?

INTJ: my burning anger towards people who are loud and ignorant

INTJ: like ENFP

ENFP: but you love me uwu

INTJ: disgusting

INTJ: ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉˢ ᶦ ᵈᵒ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ

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The Types’ Search Histories

ESFP: how to make INTJ laugh

ESFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ENFP: how to make INTJ laugh

ENFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ESTP: how to make INTJ laugh

ESTJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ENTP: how to make INTJ laugh

ENTJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ISFP: how to make INTJ laugh

ISFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

INFP: how to make INTJ laugh

INFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ISTP: how to make INTJ laugh

ISTJ: how to make INTJ laugh

INTP: how to make INTJ laugh

INTJ: how to laugh

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Things i’ve heard NTs say

“Anyone can have an opinion but not everyone is informed”

“There can be a reason but not all reasons are reasonable”

“There is no such thing as too much innovation. There is only inefficient innovation.”

“HOW DO I MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME”

(when asked for help on someone’s situation) “I don’t think anything of it. I’m at an uninformed standpoint, so I’m incompetent”

“Can you like stop being upset at me now”

“Look! I made an emotion chart to help me identify what I’m feeling”

“Google is such a blessing. I don’t need a love life, I got Google Docs” (bonus: “if you have a Yahoo! mail – who ARE YOU EVEN??”)

“Take it easy – keep an open mind so you can optimize solutions, and keep an open heart so you can be driven to find those solutions.”

“Put smiley faces and say ‘good morning’ so that people will listen to you or else they’ll say you’re too harsh”

“Hey, I’m straightforward, okay? If you say ‘nah’, I’ll really take it as ‘nah’”

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INFP: You’re so cute! You look like a fairy princess!

INTJ: I was going for mildly intimidating.

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INFP: I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

INFP: A VERY FATAL MISTAKE

INTJ: Uhhhh…

INFP: I HAVE MADE ACCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT

INTJ: Run. Run and hide. Run until you get to your house and do not stop until you are under your covers and reevaluating your life choices.

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INFP: I’m always complaining I’m not good at writing politics and worldbuilding while INTJ’s always complaining he cannot into emotions.

INTJ: …Human beings are irrational. It’s *so* much easier to understand structures.

INFP: *I’m* irrational! :D