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met a new kinda guy on twitter today
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Felt like doing something picture book like.
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The Incredulity of Saint Thomas by Caravaggio † Prose by @bebx (♡)
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I had some ice cream and the baby asked if he could have a bite and my sister who with eternal patience had been trying to get him to pee on the potty was like "hey, let's race to the potty, and whoever gets there first gets a bite of auntie mac's ice cream!"
so he took off towards the bathroom and she followed him in that way where you pretend to race little kids so that they'll win
but about halfway there he suddenly stopped and put a hand on her arm and said "don't worry, mommy. if you don't get there first, I will share with you."
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the end of ghosts s5e5 is by far the best example of how to react when a loved one comes out to you. i will no longer be accepting any response other than a fully choreographed line dance when i come out to people.
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Grim didn't like this
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#not the first time i've wanted to be someone's dog
MONKEY MAN
2024 | dir. Dev Patel
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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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"so how did you two meet"
she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate
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when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."
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