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I'm caught up on the idea of Phantom owning a tik tok account and everyone is really enthralled with how good they are at editing and anytime he does collabs their followers just think the other person is in on the gag that- No, it's real! Phantom really is a ghost! He can fly and glows and everything! And on top of everything else Amity Park citizens are just 'No, it's real, I promise!' and everyone's just- wow a lot of people are in on this gag lol

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Fuck you Butch Hartman

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DP characters as things my friends and family have said (part 2)

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Hung around Wulf too much trying to learn to make portals :/

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You know, it’s actually hilarious that if Vlad hadn’t hosted the reunion that he and Danny might have remained blissfully unaware of each other for a good while. Plasmius will be out there continually sending ghosts to kill Jack, not understanding how the man manages to survive (40% Danny fighting them off, 60% Jack Fenton is just That Bitch). Meanwhile there’s this goodie goodie ghost out there in Jack’s town that just annoys Vlad on principle. Maybe he goes to bully the strangely powerful newly formed ghost not knowing it’s his enemy’s son.

Then for Danny’s perspective you have this smarmy asshole ghost who is scarily powerful and keeps whooping Danny’s butt. Dan is genuinely scared of this ghost so actually makes an effort for him not to find out he’s human and where he lives. So Danny always disappears mid-fight before he passes out. (Vlad thinks he’s gone hiding in the Zone, Danny meanwhile is bleeding out in a nearby alley). Also apparently the ghost has a massive grudge against his dad so he’s like subtly asking his folks if any of their good friends died horrifically also were assholes who beat up kids.

The ghosts, meanwhile, are looking back and forth at the two halfas like “I’m not gonna tell them, why would I tell them? You tell them! No way I’m not getting involved in their stupid human squabbles, you tell them!” 

To make things even more hilariously complicated, Vlad gets so fed up he takes a long vacation to Amity Park to “reconnect” to his old college friends. He’ll kill Jack with his own two hands and figure out why that white haired ghost boy confuses him so. Vlad Masters and Danny Fenton meet face to face for the first time and their is instant animosity neither can explain. You know the Love Square for Miraculous Ladybug? Get ready for the Hate Square. Vlad Masters/Plasmius and Danny Fenton/Phantom hate each other in all their forms. Danny is trying to be polite but wondering why mom and dad’s creepy friend is setting off his fight or flight and Vlad is just rubbed the wrong way by Jack and Maddie’s creepy, sullen son. They enter a room and both their ghost senses go off and they just swivel their heads around like absolute idiots. 

Let’s make this even funnier and say all this goes down during Reign Storm. Vlad awakens the ghost king who promptly drags the whole town into hell. The annoying little hero wannabe Phantom ghost is fighting him for causing trouble also stopping him killing Jack p l u s Jack’s equally annoying son will not stop bothering him. Danny is at his wits end fighting this Wisconsin Ghost and then going home to the smug billionaire in the guest room. Of course there comes a point where they both de-power in front of each other and it’s just the Spider-Man pointing meme. Both Danny and Vlad are standing there like “are you saying we’ve been going around and around each other for months and not realizing we’re both the same freaky species??”

The ghosts are watching all this drama unfold with ghost popcorn, this is better than cable. 

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“You’re the Ghost King, Danny”

“I’m the wot?”

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People keep saying, "-BUT IM NOT DRINKING THE KOOL AID!" really mean but please do. I made it myself. It's lemon lime. It reminds me of liquid ghost. Ectoplasm. Pulling a Danny Phantom here.

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Not to get off of Danny Phantom here but, uh, My Hero Academia has some SHIT going down and I just can not fucking DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW

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Dani: How was I made?

Vlad: It's time for the talk about asexual reproduction and Mitosis.

Dani: :0

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fuck bitch fartman

*rewrites his entire show*

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The Phandom @ Danny Phantom

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A ghost showed up and ruined his fun time. He WAS FLAUNTING that pink boa and tiara

@dragonsdomain

What do you mean this didn't happen?!

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Waddya mean 'au'?

danny phantom au where the person reading this textpost is big gay ha ha

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Yup

I feel that every danny phantom fan has their own rebooted version of the show in their head and that’s the version they consider canon. There’s no exception to this rule.

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I really REALLY wish I HADN'T seen this. So now I spread the cursed bile that plauges my lands and haunt my dreams.

@lexosaurus I AM NOT POSTING THAT

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What do you mean this didn't happen?!

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My contribution to the Phandom. Danny eventually starts becoming the Casper High Cryptid™ and it all starts with this: