the-undead-wizard-council

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remember you'll die // remember to live || [prints]

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Skeletons in the closet? It's ok come out when you're ready :) 🏳️‍🌈🫂

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finally went to the dentist and got my wisdom removed🧠👍 its allllll gone now

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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The Undead Wizard just laughs, and walks away with their skull.

"Until we meet again." The skull grins as they vanish.

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[the-undead-wizard-council]

My, you're not so evil after all! Thank you for your kindness.

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Skully!!!! Thank you for making them bring it back.

No more frogs. But steal again, and there will be far worse to pay.

@the-mighty-dalob

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

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the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me

[the-undead-wizard-council]

La, la, la...

Did someone say my name?

(@the-mighty-dalob)

YOU.

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@good-wizard

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I think "slop" is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.

Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it's not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.

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Eh. Worth a shot. I thought it was with those hooligans, but checking the earth was a good idea, in case they buried it to escape the frogs.

Ugh. Do I have to make myself a new primary skull? Growing them takes years :(

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Sweet!

*You dig and dig. But there is no skull...*

Ugh. Do I have to make myself a new primary skull? Growing them takes years :(

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Hehehehe. You drive a hard bargain.

Do not make an enemy of a council that calls death a joke.

But I'll take your warning, and wait for its return.

Ugh. Do I have to make myself a new primary skull? Growing them takes years :(

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Huh. They didn't seem all that powerful...if the frogs don't bring it back, I'll have to seek it myself.

I don't know where they went, anyhow.

Ugh. Do I have to make myself a new primary skull? Growing them takes years :(

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Mimi? It was the first thing I checked. He just had my left foot.

I'll get my shovel.

Ugh. Do I have to make myself a new primary skull? Growing them takes years :(

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Excellent!

Ugh. Do I have to make myself a new primary skull? Growing them takes years :(