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I dyed my hair black yesterday and it makes me look like Louis

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I think that as a kid Lestat had a speech impediment of the thoughts too fast for his mouth to keep up variety, so he stuttered like crazy, also def slurred over his words while he rambled super fast and couldn’t pronounce his rs. Meanwhile Armand didn’t speak until he was like 7 and once he started he was the most articulate 7 yr old on planet earth

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everyone: I’m so excited for amc iwtv season two!!

amc iwtv season two:

hahaha r. Creepy Cheeto eyes on the Asperger’s spectrum, there’s some holes in your story there. Fucker. Daniel Says something vaguely racist.armand stares and goes But Daniel don’t you know memeory is a monster *the audience jisses cuz that’s the line they say and it’s deep and iconic* Armand the real monster is the plain ass minimalist ass outfits they style u in despite being a character who in the books dresses like a 90s New Romantic. *Louis starts crying forlongly* Cluadia…. He whispers beuatifyll. Memeory is a monster and suddenly we get a flashback of armand violsntly fucking daniels ass in the 70s daniel gasps and parakninsons flares oh no how mean of armand but wait! Is that Lestar??? Lpuweee….I’m not a domestic abuser louwee…..we r retconning tha bcus memory is a monster….i and then Louis kisses him and we cheer. The only monster in my memory is my faggot thoights daniel says as he takes armand from behind. Armand says a line from queen of the damned that doesn’t make sense in context and fundamentally changes character dynamics in a way that only makes me think why did they make that decision iu literally makes no sense but I clap anyway

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my toxic trait is when i encounter someone talking about vampire media as a genre in some intellectual way and they don’t mention/haven’t read Anne rices vampire chronicles I get a bit angry then immediately disregard everything they have to say. Yes I am petty and autistic but also she reinvented the vampire genre, is single handedly responsible for changing the popular perception of vampires from Dracula to soppy tragic romantics, and created 99% of the tropes twilight is given credit for (that Stephanie myer ripped from her). also she put queer vampires in popular culture and was a huge deal in the 80s-90 queer community. Like if ur trying to talk about vampires LET ALONE gay vampires and u don’t know Anne Rice beyond the movie or the show then I’m not listening 💔💔💔 genuinely sorry I’m a bitch lmao

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Put this on booty shorts for Armand

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Hard to do outgrown roots 💔 anyways something something paint me with black wings

Tagging: @nightcolorz @loelett @complicitsacrilege @shit-garbage @ghostfoolish

Picrew Chain?!

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1235139

yo I've had this in my drafts for a month (That question mark and vacant expression aint for nothing) I'm baton-passing this to @arcaneseason3 to do the starter tags!

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I believe that when Lestat’s in public with armand and he’s in the mood to be cool and mysterious he tries to be discreet about there association so that his chance of enamoring and intriguing any passing by milfs isn’t ruined by the emo fat girl with the chucky the doll hair quietly raving about the face of god in his ear

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I went to a metal show and the main band playing was so banger and the lead singer reminded me sm of Lestat omg she was literally stunning and was such an amazing singer and pretended to choke herself on stage like 40 times LIKE TELLLLL ME LESTAT WOULDNT DO THAT like pls i am begging y’all to look up Nox Novacula and listen to their music its literally the best I’ve ever heard and like felt soooo Lestat to me like Lestat would totally listen to these guys or make music like them

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I had a dream last night that Lestat was mad at me for stealing his identity, idk why I was pretending to be him but also like sorry not sorry I’m better as you anyways then I met Tom cruise and asked him abt iwtv and he got mad at me and stabbed me like thanks you vampire

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oh my god I forgot it’s autism awareness day today but I drew this yesterday lmaooo so that works out

Armand moment

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Rosary reveal 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Call me Armand cause I got bored and made a rosary 🙏🏼

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Yeah but the original bit is talking abt blood drinking being sexy not if they can literally fuck 😭😭 and Anne rice makes blood drinking in her books INSANELY erotic, this rlly isn’t the checkmate moment u think it is 😭 for some reason u made it abt literal sex when that’s not what the convo was abt

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Call me Armand cause I got bored and made a rosary 🙏🏼

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WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABT USING YOU BY MARS ARGO BEING A LOUSTAT SONG HELLO?????? WAKE UP PEOPLE

Throwing up and listening on repeat forever

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I love cutting my hair off I was in my bathroom and I was cutting my bangs and I was like woah this is just like hit vampire Armand wow he’s so cool

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when I was a kid I used to suck on any wounds I got (scraped knees, papercuts etc) so the taste of blood is making me nostalgic