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Lily: I have come up with a three steps plan to get Lucy to marry you.

Nicole: Okay, I'm listening.

Lily: Step one, get her to play truth or dare.

Nicole: Merlin's beard, no.

Lily: Step two, wait until she picks dare.

Nicole: Lily, no.

Lily: Step three, dare her to marry you.

Rose: It could work.

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Molly, answering the phone: Hello?

Lucy: Hey, it's Lucy.

Molly: What did she do this time?

Lucy: No, it's me, Molly. It's actually me.

Molly: What did you do this time?

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Lily: *carrying a shovel over her shoulder*

Albus: Do I even want to know?

Lily: Probably not.

Albus: Noted.

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Aurora’s album: Amazing couples that deserve the world. Oh, and a picture of the orangutan and me.

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James: *throwing his head on Aurora's lap and looks up at her inocently* Aurora, tell me I'm pretty.

Aurora: *resting her hand on James' check and smiles lovingly at him* You're pretty fucking annoying. That's what you are.

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James: I feel like we were meant to be together. I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other.

Aurora: ...

Aurora: It's 3 a.m and you are stuck in my window. How did you even get there?

James: Fate, Vane. Weren't you listening?

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Aurora: You're giving me a sticker?

Nymphadora: Not just any sticker! It's a sticker of a kitten saying "me-wow".

Aurora: I'm not a child.

Nymphadora: Oh, fine. I'll take it back.

Aurora: No, I earned this.

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Lucy: I'm so jealous of you.

Nicole: Why?

Lucy: You're girlfriend is way better than mine.

Nicole: Oh.

*Lucy walks away*

Nicole: Wait a minute. I'm your girlfriend. Get back here, you little shit.

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Random person: I don't really like Nymphadora Malfoy.

Lily: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked. My mother is calling you mother, and you're not invited to my birthday party.

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Fred: Will you go out with me?

Abby: No.

Fred: Wait, what was the question again?

Abby: Will you go out with me?

Fred: Of course.

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Aurora’s album: My cute and really thin cat.

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Aurora’s album: Siblings and cousins that make my heart melt.

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Aurora’s album: Studying with James for the final exams.

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Aurora’s album: Girls just wanna have fun.

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Aurora’s album: The orangutan and me.

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Aurora’s album: Summer with the Band of Weirdos.

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