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Diane Nguyen my beloved
I fear as I age I just relate to her more and more, tho she did help me get out of my last relationship.
Everytime I would talk to him my head would just be SCREAMING "I'm so sick of squinting"
So yeah that's funsies
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I hate the met galla. None of those people are important to me. My horsey is important to me.
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Some autistic people have useful special interests
Not me though
Sad horse show ‼️‼️
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no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
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pinky penguin is lowkey the most relatable Bojack character
I too am constantly on the verge of a breakdown
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wanda was so real for this quote

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Literally nothing funny than pairing Bojack horseman dialogue with a picture of an actual horse
“I am an alcoholic who’s ruined all of the relationships I have”

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me when I realize that the "I have half a mind" references start EXTREMELY early in the show
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Random headcanon: I think Bojack would love carrot cake. It’s two of his favorite foods—baked goods and carrots—mixed together!
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I'm really considering watching bojack for the 8th time is this because its my special interest or is it because im mentally ill WHO KNOWS
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Character ask game!
A classic character ask game lol, but with a little deeper digging into them
Send a character and a number/several numbers, and i'll answer:
My first impression of them
When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like)
A song that reminds me of them
How many people I ship them with
My favorite ship of them
My least favorite ship of them
A quote of them that you remember
Your favorite outfit of them
Your least favorite outfit of them
Describe the character in one sentence
What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?
Sexuality hc!
Your favorite friendship they have
Best storyline they had
Worst storyline they had
A childhood headcanon
What do you think their first word was?
How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc)
The most random ship you've seen people have with them
A weird headcanon
When do you think they were at their happiest?
When do you think they were at their lowest?
Future headcanon
What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?
When do you think they acted the most ooc
When do you think they were being "themselves" the most?
If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet?
The most unnecessary thing they ever did?
How do you think they would be as a parent? (and if they are a parent, how do you think they would be if they weren't?)
The funniest scene they had?
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Am i the only one who loved their friendship? I wish we got to see more of them 😭
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Horse rhymes with divorce. Horse divorce. Horse divorse. Horse divhorse.
It’s what Beatrice and Butterscotch should’ve gotten.
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Bojack Horseman is quite literally one of the only pieces of media that I can think of where a character is not only not treated like shit for gaining weight, but said character's weight gain is also seen as part of their healing journey.
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I have the horsing around theme song stuck in my head
please help
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that’s too much, man

-> full image and details under the cut :)
-> pls look at them this took me fucking ages and i had to take a break because Times Arrow came on and i started to cry



god the center crop of just their hands makes me emotional
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