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reblog if your gentle breasts are also sad today

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I fucking hate old therapists

LIke, fym I can't use sex as an outlet

Bitch hasn't even been laid since the american revolution

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Paprika hendl is back on the menu, baby!!!

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I want them so bad it's stupid

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it would be incredibly cool if they let bill and ted smoke weed

R.I.P bill and ted u would've loved dab pens

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GUYS!!!!!

I have the script of that one play ralph macchio was in that was gatekeeped

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why was 2022 just a repeat of 2020

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Dally and Ash lowkey look alike. Like, young Bruce Campbell could play an older version of young Matt Dillon

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Herbert west is a autistic genius

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I am the real herbert west

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Re-Animator is a criminally underrated movie. People say they like cheesy 80s horror movies but don't like Re-Animator. they are just homophobic.

It has all the main points for a cheesy 80s horror movie.

blonde one who dies and gets naked

so much gore because the movie itself isn't actually scary

hunky man who is the "sensible one"

queer coded "roommates"

I'm frowning