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ya’ll don’t understand the pain when you try to search for x reader fics with a certain character only to find incorrect quotes or those short imagines with other characters

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If I search Sam Wilson x reader fics and only find headcanons of multiple characters or fics where he just happens to be named or has a brief appearance

I'm gonna burn this fucking place with all of you inside

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Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

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bestie i just read ur jack abbot first look blurb and now all i can think about is a jewish wedding with robby. like standing under the chuppah together, braking the glass (together ofc bc i just know in my heart of hearts that he wouldn't want to do it just himself (the way more observant jews do)). Abbot, resident goyim convincing all the residents to lift robby up in the chair during the hora and robby holding on SO tight bc his poor old man heart can't take being dropped!!! you have awakened a beast in me and i fear this cannot be contained

i love this! i don't know much about jewish culture, but i love this.

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this still altered my brain chemistry like you don’t understand i’m going insane i love sabrina she’s so cute i love pedro he’s so cute also i’m the same size as sabrina so i’m projecting myself onto her and ??? !!! she looks so small next to him im gonna faint also she’s so hot what the FUCK get ur finger out of your mouth right now i will die

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born to be his controversially young girlfriend forced to read fan fiction about him

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on my knees

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this has reduced me to tears

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I think the difference between myself and other religious people is that I don't see saying "oh my g-d" as being disgraceful to His name. I see saying "oh my g-d" like you're trying to get g-d's attention so you can do this:

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the Abernant sisters

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I like it when gentle elegant elf is also BIG BOY

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