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an accident by erin m. riley, 2020, wool & cotton, 82 × 100 inches

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absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

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in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning

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don’t talk to me about allyship unless you are willing to propose marriage to your wife’s ex-husband’s boyfriend for him because said boyfriend is performing surgery in the middle of a hospital fire and the ex-husband needs to be written off the show because his actor didn’t get the covid vaccine.

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mutual that blogs on a 1000 long queue is like sending letters in 1700 i put up a piccy of a nice garden and a month later their #ohh so prety reaches me

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Like literally what would you do if you fell in love with a bug and he fell to the ground ears bleeding when you said hello.

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hi im relistening to artificial condition and just realized that at no point do murderbot or ART make proper introductions and it's making me giggle. ART pretends to be a normal bot pilot to lull mb into a false sense of security, waits until murderbot is effectively trapped and unable to escape, and then proceeds to threaten it and scare the shit out of it by way of greeting. and murderbot, understandably, does not then proceed to ask what to call it or anything, it's just like. this guy fucking sucks. i'm gonna call it "fucking sucks".

AND ART PUTS UP NO PROTEST.

like okay we don't know exactly how much access ART has to murderbot's... data? thought data? we know it derives something from how murderbot interacts with the feed (access to interpretable emotion), we know it just sort of barges in wherever it wants, we know from system collapse that "no, ART can't read my mind, it just knows me really well", so like. it probably doesn't have context for the origin of this new nickname, which murderbot presumably begins calling it with no explanation.

but ART's smart so like it definitely knows what ART stands for, given (gestures at murderbot's entire disposition), and this is just so funny to me. ART refers to murderbot by some complicated string of letters and numbers that any other bot would use, and murderbot refers to ART as "you jackass" and ART's probably just soooo pleased that its newest bestie4lyfe gave it a nickname it's all so unbelievably funny

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*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

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Murderbot being ⭐starstruck⭐ by Mensah (and out of its marbles)

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ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go join my friends on the barricade

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Jeremy Strong as Kendall Roy in SUCCESSION | 3.08 “Chiantishire”

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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes

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Thank you to everyone who is so kind to me.