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we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

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oh Sanji. ohhhhhh sanji

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☀ straw hat pirates ☠

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I love Oda but man is INSANE for not making the timeskip more relevant to the straw hats outside of power ups

Brook: Literally a rockstar??? There should have been a running gag where people ask Brook for his autograph at every island they visit! It would be so funny if some villains were starstruck fans trying to keep it together during a fight!

Sanji: It would have been great if the newkama recipes came up more than once. There could have been a gag where Sanji stops in the middle of a battle to literally cook a power up for the crew. Imagine this man dicing onions in Onigashima, force-feeding Zoro a stew during his fight with King

Robin: She worked under Dragon for two years, met Sabo and Koala and maybe Ivankov, she probably knows the Army's entire plan to take down the gov and yet it never comes up! Does she know about Kuma? Nika? The five elders? Does she secretly communicate with the Rev Army????

Zoro: I love the idea of Perona teaching Zoro about fashion. It wouldn't have plot relevance but imagine him busting out some fashion tips out of nowhere every so often.

I'd love to hear more ideas, the missed opportunities here haunt me.

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Someone get him a bandage and a cooler story!! Quick!!

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he's fiiiiine.

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mugiwaras meeting ace in alabasta: such a gentleman! so educated! so nice! what good manners! i can't believe they are brothers, why is luffy not like this?

luffy who litterally fought for years with a feral junglechild whose only language was curses and violence to stop him from killing people on sight and start accepting affection from others :

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honestly, it seems rather tiring to me.

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A friendly reminder that these are canon facts about Trafalgar Law:

He collects coins.

He idolises ninjas.

He reads (or read as a kid) comic books.

He has a strong hatred for bread.

His only weakness is literally his fucking teddy bear.

Every single "disguise" he has ever owned has had his custom jolly roger plastered over every inch of it (thus defeating the purpose of a fucking disguise like Law please you might as well have just announced your presence through a megaphone)

^ The fact he owns entirely customised outfits only suggests one of three things;

Trafalgar Law knows how to sew.

Trafalgar Law commissions some poor bastard who's probably too scared to say no to a former Warlord to tailor these clothes for him.

He gets someone in the crew to do it.

Frankly idk which of these possibilities is best.

As if that wasn't enough and god forbid he's ever in a position where clothes aren't allowed and he cannot display his obsession with his late saviour on fabric, he has to make doubly sure that everyone around him knows exactly who he is, and therefore has his jolly roger tattooed both in the centre of his chest and the middle of his back.

Stole the hearts of 100 marines and just fucking mailed them to the Navy HQ.

His ship is in fact not a ship, but a giant yellow submarine.

He makes fun of Usopp by calling him "Long-Nose-ya," Chopper "Raccoon-ya," and Cavendish "Cabbage-ya."

Got so into Sanji wearing his raid-suit that he just ditched calling him black-leg and immediately swapped to calling him Stealth-Black.

Also gave a word by word monologue of said raid suit and everything Germa 66 is and stood for while Sanji was in the middle of a fight.

Pulled a big ol' sike on Doflamingo and literally told him to lick an entire country's asshole.

Whilst wearing a jacket with his late brother's code-name on the back.

And revealed to him his bloodline is that of Doflamingos most hated.

As if just saying "fuck you," isn't a thing anymore.

Also he can make people switch bodies with one another? I'm not entirely sure why that's something Law would think to invent and weaponise, but at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

In his character song Lost in Shinsekai, he adds his infamous "-ya" honorific to takoyaki.

Yes he really does give food an honorific.

No I am not joking.

Just reminding you all of these in case anyone ever has the misconception that Trafalgar Law is a badass, cold, ruthless man and not in fact the fucking lame nerd he is.

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let’s be real Zoro’s best Dressrosa fight is not even Pika-related, it’s that one sole panel when Dellinger is about to high-heel Luffy in the face when Luffy’s trapped by the heavy guy: 

oh no, what would an infamous Santoryuu user Pirate Hunter do to save his captain? the Demon of the East Blue? the Whiskey Peak 100’s killer? a certified dragonslayer?? well, apparently, this:

Can you imagine fighting Roronoa fucking Zoro, the guy often mistaken for the crew’s captain pre-Marineford, only to get literally just kicked in the ass by him? And fall on your face?? rip Dellinger.

 also, can we just take a moment to appreciate Luffy’s expression here??

this is the face of a captain who knows he choose the best first mate in the world

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That moment when your little brother bulshits his way through all your hard work.

More of the DnD Strawhats,  

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Conquerer’s Haki is just weaponized big dick energy and idk what to do with this

Honest to god embrace this shit cause i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it and i feel like everyone needs to be aware of this

God speed anon

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I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro​‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.

brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain

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Drew this stupid ass comic before going to sleep. I’m really tired so I apologize for the bad art. For those of you who don’t know, Luffy has a scar under his left eye and he got it by stabbing himself to prove he was strong too bc he’s an idiot.

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So, Boat gijinkas amiright?

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look. shanks should have absolutely frisbee’d the hat onto luffy’s head. like at first he keeps missing and luffy’s just standing there crying as shanks continues to fuck up the tosses. luffy’s heaving with sobs and the fuckin. hat keeps brushing past his face or gently thumping him in the head while shanks just says “fuck”. once shanks finally gets it he’s like “HELL YE-oh yeah ok definitely take care of this hat be a great pirate my guy”

later on when people ask luffy why he cherishes the hat so much he just shrugs and says “shanks quite literally frisbee’d it onto my head why wouldn’t I cherish it”

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Best revolutionary commander hands down