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shout out to systems that have one host.

shout out to systems that have multiple hosts.

shout out to systems that change host(s) over time.

shout out to systems with no host(s).

shout out to any system that does not fit any of the previous things i previously mentioned!

every system works differently and you are valid, no matter how many hosts you might or might not have!

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i just think it’s cute how crowley left the canon to go and pursue is wizardry and is currently vibing in his moving castle

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i have a headcanon that halt and macneil have a (fun) quarrel over gilan and i couldn’t stop thinking about it so here we are fam

this was just going to be the woman yelling at the cat meme but it escalated 😅

also bonus david for @redrose-arrow​ because we chatting about it the other day 💕

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experiencing a reading high for the first time in ages and couldnt get the parallels out of my head so i did some rough late night sketches

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why you should keep writing your story

because it’s a puzzle no one else will ever arrange the same way as you.

because there are ideas that simply won’t come to you until you write down the wrong words.

because all the bad scenes are the bones of the wonderful scenes.

because someone will love it: someone will read it once, and twice, and thrice; someone will ramble to you about the complexity of it; someone will doodle your characters out of love; someone will find it in exactly what they were looking for with or without knowing it.

because they have things to say, your characters. they’ve told you all those secrets and they have more to tell you, if you will listen.

because you love it even when you don’t; even when it drives you mad or when it accidentally turns into apathy; even when you think you’re doing it all wrong; you love it, and it loves you back.

because you can get a treasure even from things that go wrong; because if a story crumbles down you can build a shinier one on the same spot; because you won’t know where it will take you until it takes you there.

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Instructor: welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to dance?

Horace, hiding tortilla chips bag: there has been a misunderstanding

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halt: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

crowley: halt, no

halt:

halt: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

crowley:

crowley: *sighs*

crowley: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

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au where Will doesn’t grow up in the Ward, but instead ends up being brought up by Halt

a family can be a grumpy dad, his friend your weird uncle-dad guy and a 48 other guys that occasionally stop by

Crowley Refuses to acknowledge that he’s dad-ing Will too, but everyone else knows that he very much does

just. a scenario where Crowley, Halt and Will (and possibly Gilan) are a little strange fambly without Crowley and Halt ever getting romantically involved

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crowley: 73?

halt: close, but higher

crowley: how many more rock bottoms are you going to hit before you start taking care of yourself?

halt: i’m thinking of a number between 11 and 25

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ranger's apprentice AU where the Rangers aren't generally short, but tend to tower over people by at least a foot (30cm)

can you imagine how cryptic that would be.

imagine you're in the middle of the forest at night hunting or whatever and someone materializes out of the woods, merging with the shadows, and they just--tower over you. and you can't even see their face to verify if they're human or not. you just see something appear from the shadows, dark and silent and--you'd be running for your life.

yea i love the Rangers being short (because i, too, am short) but just thinking about slenderman-like Rangers is hilarious to me. those poor farmers.

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halt: ma this is crowley we met in ara-

the queen: is he gay

halt: what

the queen: is he gay? he's standing with his hip to one side. like a gay person

crowley: ma'am i have scoliosis

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pritchard: morgarath sent you to me for 'inappropriate gang signals'?

crowley, 12: i was LITERALLY just using sign language 

pritchard: and what were you saying?

crowley: 'fuck off you old shriveled cunt'

pritchard:

pritchard: one problem has been solved but a new one arises

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crowley’s just the human embodiment of one of those five dollar color changing mood rings. the gay kind.

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME CROWLEY'S EYES WERE BLUE. I THOUGHT THEY WERE AMBER, FUCK

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I noticed that my digital copy of book 11 had this map of Redmont so I edited the two pages together

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How To Sit On A Sofa as demonstrated by the rene(gay)de rangers

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