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it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

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That body building thread where the guys are arguing about how many days are in a week is better than any of Plato’s dialogues

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I

Was looking like

a Snack

but you were on

a

diet

-Rupi Kaur

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That body building thread where the guys are arguing about how many days are in a week is better than any of Plato’s dialogues

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Appendix-itis

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

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…To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (via thequotejournals)

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my biggest dream is to calm down

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incredibly realistic wolf animation,,,,,,,,, 3d animation has come so far these days

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me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

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This is what we’re dealing with, folks.

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i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

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My favorite measurement of human achievement is literally how far we have thrown humans from Earth.

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sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

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someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

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Welcome to the quiet post