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theachybutt-blog · 8 years

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i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

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Have you ever read something so well-written that you had to stop, put the book down, take a breath and go make yourself some tea or something before continuing to read?

#just me?#oh well #reading #books #tea #i ain't even British #calm yourself

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theachybutt-blog · 8 years

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Have you ever read a story so bad that your disbelief is so suspended its about to be expelled.

#fanfiction #disbelief #suspension of disbelief

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theachybutt-blog · 8 years

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EVERYONE LOOK CANDID Me: *stares directly into camera and grins homicidally*

#is homicidally a word #homicide #homiecide #Hahahaha #I'm so funny #you know that grin #that post-murder grin #you make when you're just so happy #you finally killed them #after all these years #of planning #and waiting #and qaiting #revenge is a dish best served cold

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Am I the only one who does this when I enter an elevator and I just stand there for like a gazillion minutes before realising I haven't pressed the button

#sleep #elevator #me #tags #fuck this I cbf #cbf #I need the sleep

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theachybutt-blog · 8 years

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#this is why I don't have a boyfriend #I should be more social #nah fuck that #that ain't me #I should be who I am #sexy belly dancing hippobaby

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"Holy shit you're high already??" "Nah mate. I'm just hella sleepy."

#don't do drugs #do the sleep #maybe I need to use the sleep #I should use the sleep #I need to pee tho kinda

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