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Went for a walk yesterday, but I had one thing on my mind.
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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/
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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen
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Christine, I want to take you to a... GAYBAR
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Typewriter key Peacock by french artist Thierry Gall
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Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be
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leave your laundry on the floor for them
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