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protag coded cat

Cobrapaw is a charlie (enby) cat who uses she/her pronouns. Her fur is a midnight black sokoke tabby coat with low white spotting, and her eyes are green-gold mixed. She bears a few huge, gnarly scars on her oriental form. Her fur is patchy and has a velvety texture, and she keeps it dirty. She loves talking, and dislikes. She is very sweet, though other cats occasionally describe her as brash when asked to describe a flaw. She is the best hunter. She will be a senior warrior who doesn't mind her job.

She will live a normal life.

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true neutral kobold design coded

One of the many unique creatures found on Madagascar is the streaked tenrec. It's the only mammal known to make sounds using stridulation, a method most commonly associated with crickets and other invertebrates, which it does using specialized quills on its back. ©Smithsonian Channel

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SCREECH

THE BABY

please your honor, a baby deathclaw…I think that they would be soft and squishy when freshly hatched, which is why deathclaws are so protective of their nests…

BEBBBIIIII, my baby shameleonnnnn

My lil Lone Wanderer adopting an invasive wild animal <3

my baby, my baby <3

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happy 'hitler blowing his brains out after his 1000 year empire failed after 12' day for those who celebrate 🥳

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Applepaw is a chubby apprentice with fine, cinnamon tabby fur. He is 9 moons old. He has small, soft gray eyes and a square jaw. He is patient and loyal, but superstitious. He's very content with his place in the clan. He has some missing teeth.

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i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

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I want your love, I want it back I want it all that I will give to you Be still my dear, I know it's true The rising tide will lift my love to you

Hollyleaf trying to date Starclan (as a physical manifestation) makes way too much sense tbh

She is obsessed with the code, being a good warrior, finds out she is essentially a crime against every belief she had.

AND, she is a failed medicine cat, which honestly just makes all of this even funnier.

Of course she would get incredibly parasocial and weird with the physical embodiment of the code, clan hierarchy, and the ultimate authority on everything.

And also maybe she is just a teeny tiny bit attracted to the "androgenous Star pelted Eldritch husk look" who am I to judge.

And Starclan is obviously loving it. Finally someone in that God damn family that just shuts up and does as they are told. And she doesn't even have fucking ridiculous superpowers powers that came from left field to give them all panic attacks.

So it's just her trying to get head pats from Starclan while making Moony eyes at them, while they think "Wow, isn't she devote?"

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my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

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I've finished the tree! Would you like to see it? 👉👈

Pwease

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The Drac [French folktales]

The municipality Draguignan in south-east France was originally named Draconeum, and its name was supposedly derived from a local myth about horrible monsters that lived in the nearby river Rhône.

Usually referred to simply as the ‘Drac’, these dragons or dragon-like creatures could shapeshift into the form of a human and walk among the people undetected. They made their homes in underwater caverns along the riverbed and would often shapeshift into golden objects such as cups or rings, in order to attract people. Though they are said to capture children too, their preference goes out to women old enough to lactate.

The drac thus sits beneath the surface of the water in the shape of a desirable golden treasure, enticing women to enter the river. But when they do, the beast grabs them and transports them to its lair where the kidnapped woman is forced to care for the dragon’s offspring as a nurse or maid. These drac caverns aren’t filthy dungeons, rather they are beautiful subterranean palaces. After exactly 7 years of work, the women are usually allowed to return to the world above.

One particular tale tells of a woman who was thus kidnapped and forced to care for young dracs. One day, she accidentally touched her eye with a magical salve or ointment made from eels, after which she gained the ability to see the creatures in their usual, invisible state. But one of the dracs later found out and took this ability away from her.

The story – as described in the 13th century Otia Imperialia – doesn’t tell us what the creatures looked like, however. It is tempting to imagine the dracs as large, scaled reptiles but remember that the word ‘dragon’ was a common umbrella term for evil monsters during this time.

However, these creatures do appear to be reptilian, as the French poet Frédéric Mistral would later describe the dracs as winged reptiles with the head and shoulders of an attractive young man.

Interestingly, the French story of the drac was eventually brought to Great Britain where it gained traction among the Scots and was eventually adapted into Scottish folktales. In this version, the creature was a female fey (in contrast with the French male dragon), but the details of the tale remained the same.

Sources: Tilbury, G., 13th century, Oria Imperialia. I consulted the 1856 version “Des Gervasius von Tilbury Oria Imperialia” by Felix Liebrecht. Holman, F., Valen, N. and Walker, S., 1975, The Drac: French Tales of Demons and Dragons, Scribner, USA, 84 pp. Mistral, F., 1897, Le Poème du Rhône, Paris. Douglas, G., 1901, Scottish Fairy and Folk Tales, 360 pp. (image source: unknown, sorry. Image taken from Covil dos Dragoes on Blogspot)

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Activity Kitties Return

One with their arms up and one raising a paw to ask a question

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Aight, aight, I got a question for you. I'm makin a rewrite of the family tree (the hot mess that it is) and I want your opinion. Should Tigerstar 1 and Darkstripe remain cousins like it is on the official tree (that I pieced together) or should they be unrelated and Darkstripe has a weird, and frankly a little unsettling, crush on Tigerstar 1 instead?

Cousins, definitely cousins, makes the angst and hero-worship tastier

not everything needs a romantic relationship, an extended family relationship can be just as juicy

Just ask @blimbo-buddy ruler of Darkstripe lore

Edit in case you don’t read the replies

Thank you CEO of Darkstripe

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Oh my god therizinosaurus chicks were probably so ugly I'm crying just thinking about it