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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)

you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)

you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)

telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex

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Welcome

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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when one of your shy mutuals puts something WILD in the tags

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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hi

gross brain sacks

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

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PEOPLE STARTED CHEERING, COME ON THUNDERCHILDDD

the voice of humanity is the only main character i havent drawn which is a crime

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There must be something worth living for...

big 3 day piece, background done by handpainting and using photos I took myself. there's a mix of Germany and Belgium in there. :]

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Beth finding Nathaniel on the ground be like...

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the martian and the feeding apparatus (ignore the bug on the screen)

more martians eventually

eventually...