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"I've been watching Doctor Who for over ten hours straight and gosh, they are all attractive...I mean, unf, Captain Jack"

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Do this friends don’t let friends cuddle alone~!!!!!

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"Can't say I could just stop caring, that's what makes us human"

“‘Tis why you simply stop caring. Everything’s great when you don’t care."

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"If you're as lonely as I am"

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Letter to the Yahoo! staff.

I need your guys’ help here. Please reblog this if you agree. If this is going to get noticed by the staff, it’s going to need notes. Letter is under the readmore.

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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How I feel about Tumblr updates…

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"It's ridiculous, I'm going to go insane!"

"I ask myself the same thing every day…"

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Hi there!!

theashfords replied to your post: Look. At. You. Babies. c: Hay hay. No hiding now….

lets be friends. k. bye.

YES let’s. c: hey. 

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I want to do a Vow A!U, any of my muses.

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Finished adding the last two siblings, go check them out.

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"Why is it so quiet around here"

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"Oh....Hello there"

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ALOT OF M!A's for Muse and Mun pLEASE DO THIS OMG

Not the mun: Mun and muse switch palces for 2 days

Russian Roulette: Muse is given a gun with one bullet that must be used to shoot someone/something of Mun's choosing. Ends when shot is executed.

Mute Mun: Mun cannot speak. The Muse must speak for the Mun in OOC posts, tags, and such other forms of Mun communication (exceptions; Chatzy, Skype) for twelve hours.

You Ruined Everything: Congratulations! Your muse is now a parent! (Anon decides the other parent, if any.) However, they aren't quite sure how to cope with this new-found parenthood.

Mundane: The Mun must tell the truth for two days

Not The Mun: The mun will say or do the complete opposite of what they normal would say or do in OOC posts. (Yes, you may write underneath in a SMALL paragraph what you actually mean, in such a case you need to clarify something with a friend.)

Opposite Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character the complete opposite of your current Muse. (Can be either from same fandom and OC or so or different fandom.)

Old Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you have Role Played before. (If this if your first muse, then you may deny the M!A.)

Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their "emotional inhibitor."

Re: Your Brains: Your muse is now a zombie and really just wants to eat people's brains. Fortunately for the muse, they have a bit higher IQ than your average zombie, so they've realized that going around and yelling "BRAINS" isn't going to do much. Rather, they'll go door-to-door, asking people for their brains. Much more civilized.

Unknown Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you know absolutely nothing about. (You may research a bit of your character before beginning.)

Silver and Cold: The world just isn't the same, is it? It's so cruel and grey, there just isn't any point anymore... Muse is now suicidal for six hours

Oh god no: Muse and Mun are now do everything togheter for 3 days

Technologic: Muse is turned into a robot.

?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.

I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.

Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.

Eleanor Rigby: Muse can no longer be seen or heard by others for (anon decides).

Nowhere Man: Muse is stranded on an island for (anon decides) until they get rescued.

Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.

Just Shut Up!: Muse hears voices in their head. Anon can pick whose voice it is.

Othello: Your muse thinks his/her lover is cheating on them with their best friend for 24 h.

Pretend it's a Video Game: Level up! Your muse is now a video game character. It lasts for 5 days.

Lights: Turn the lights on! Your muse has a sudden addiction to lights. All lights are beautiful. Must look at lights. Lasts a full week.

Bikinis and Big Booties Y'all: Whoo! For one entire night, your muse suddenly wants to get drunk and party.

Overprotective: Muse becomes obsessive of the person Anon chooses.

Heartache: Muse feels a sharp pain in their chest every time they think of their lover (or someone/thing they love) for___.

Winter's Tale: Your muse is frozen and can’t move but they can hear and see fine for ___.

Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.

Bad: Muse becomes a “bad boy/girl” for (Anon decides duration)

Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.

Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4'' in height...

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Dream: Muse will have a wet Dream about the next muse on their Dash

Dreams: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why don’t you show off your talents on the pole? I hear they’re a sight.

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep permanent smile for 24 hours.

Have a ball: For the next (x) hours, your muse is ballgagged and cannot talk

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

On My Own: Muse is lost, and will wkander around _______ (Anon specifies place) until someone finds them and brings them home.

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)

Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter for 24 hours.

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Touch: Everyone you touch is under your command and at your disposal for the next (Anon decides duration). Use it well.

What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects for 24 hours.

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This is my dog, Lily. My sister and I bought her, without my dads permission and brought her home as a puppy about a year ago. My dad hates her, but me & my 2 sisters love her to death. This dog helps me cope with my depression and shes always great company to my sisters and I. My dad describes her as “tolerable." Today, after having this dog for over a year, my dad is saying she needs to go, while he is angry at us for bringing her home, she has become part of the family and we can’t get rid of her, it’s too painful. After begging my dad for a while, he was still stuck on getting rid of her. I mentioned tumblr as a final option, and surprisingly he agreed to it. If I can get 200,000 notes by the end of July, we can keep her. He thinks it’s impossible, but I have faith. I’ve seen tumblr do it before. Please guys help me, I love this dog more than myself. Please oh please :c 

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Send me "Moan" and I'll generate a number!

One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips

Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse

Three: Your muse owns mine for two days

Four: My muse submits for yours

Five: My muse dominates yours

Six: My muse gives yours a striptease

Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest

Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night

Nine: Our muses do the deed

Ten: Our muses hug one another

Eleven: My muse nibbles yours

Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine

Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine

Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse

Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing

Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing

Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants

Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot

Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed

Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will)

Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine

Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place

Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours

Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting,kissing, etc.)

Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above