angelhareincorrectquotes

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Cam: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Segan: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Cam: Yes.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francis: Good afternoon. Report of my first day at Fun Camp:

Francis: Having lots of fun! :)

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: Why are you two holding hands?

Francois: Studies show it relieves stress.

Gabby: Oh, I thought you were on a date or something.

Cam: We are, but we’re also just really fucking stressed.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francois, whispering: Shhhh… Be very quiet.

Cam, whispering: Why?

Francois, cupping his own ear and shouting: WHAT?!

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*During an episode of Angel Hare*

Francis: You think this plan will work?

Gabby: It better. We don’t have anymore commercial breaks.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francis: I don’t think I wanna be an early bird. Have you ever even seen worms?

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah: Guys! I’ve discovered something shocking: Cereal is, technically, soup.

Zag: It’s three in the fucking morning.

Segan: No, let him continue. He has my attention.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: We must aspire to beauty and harmony!

Zag: I aspire to coffee.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*After solving a case*

Francis: Nice, Angel Zaggy! Give me five!

Zag: *Sighs and high-fives Francis*

Francis: *Entwines his fingers*

Zag: What-

Francis: I’m in love with you.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies. They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like, you wish to jump high, so he turns you into a frog.

Gabby: Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where’s the benefit?

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: You always one-up everyone! You make me sick!

Jonah: I make me sicker!

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Segan: You’ll never get to drive the Batmobile!

Jonah, close to crying: You take that back…!

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah: I tried to write 'I’m a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'Fictional adult' and I feel like that’s more accurate.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby, after Francis lied: Did you really think you were going to get away with this?

Francis: Well… It would be stupid to say yes now.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 25,000 likes!!!

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francis, seeing Zag: Golly, he’s so handsome…

Gabby: Don’t feel like that, Francis. You’re handsome too.

Francis: I’m not jealous, Angel Gabby. I’m gay.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Cam: Ah, yes. My train of thoughts.

Cam: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express.

Francois: You need a hug, don’t you?