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angelhareincorrectquotes · 12 hours ago
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Cam: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Segan: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Cam: Yes.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 12 hours ago
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Francis: Good afternoon. Report of my first day at Fun Camp:
Francis: Having lots of fun! :)
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 12 hours ago
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Gabby: Why are you two holding hands?
Francois: Studies show it relieves stress.
Gabby: Oh, I thought you were on a date or something.
Cam: We are, but we’re also just really fucking stressed.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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Francois, whispering: Shhhh… Be very quiet.
Cam, whispering: Why?
Francois, cupping his own ear and shouting: WHAT?!
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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*During an episode of Angel Hare*
Francis: You think this plan will work?
Gabby: It better. We don’t have anymore commercial breaks.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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Francis: I don’t think I wanna be an early bird. Have you ever even seen worms?
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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Jonah: Guys! I’ve discovered something shocking: Cereal is, technically, soup.
Zag: It’s three in the fucking morning.
Segan: No, let him continue. He has my attention.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Gabby: We must aspire to beauty and harmony!
Zag: I aspire to coffee.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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*After solving a case*
Francis: Nice, Angel Zaggy! Give me five!
Zag: *Sighs and high-fives Francis*
Francis: *Entwines his fingers*
Zag: What-
Francis: I’m in love with you.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Gabby: Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies. They tell you to wish for anything you want and then they add some terrible twist. Like, you wish to jump high, so he turns you into a frog.
Gabby: Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where’s the benefit?
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Zag: You always one-up everyone! You make me sick!
Jonah: I make me sicker!
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Segan: You’ll never get to drive the Batmobile!
Jonah, close to crying: You take that back…!
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Jonah: I tried to write 'I’m a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'Fictional adult' and I feel like that’s more accurate.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Gabby, after Francis lied: Did you really think you were going to get away with this?
Francis: Well… It would be stupid to say yes now.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 4 days ago
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Francis, seeing Zag: Golly, he’s so handsome…
Gabby: Don’t feel like that, Francis. You’re handsome too.
Francis: I’m not jealous, Angel Gabby. I’m gay.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 4 days ago
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Cam: Ah, yes. My train of thoughts.
Cam: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express.
Francois: You need a hug, don’t you?
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