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Everyone who reblogs this will get a fake fact about the Falsettos cast in their inbox
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psychic: *reads my mind*
me: i came out to my parents when they discovered gay porn on my computer while i was at my friend nicole's house choreographing a hip hop dance. i was shocked because i thought they already knew but I got a call while i was like mid shoulder brush from my mother being like, "where are you?" and i was like, "i'm at nicole's house!" and she was like, "you need to come home now." and i went home- i can't believe i'm telling this story. anyway i went home, we finished the dance, she drove me home in her infinity SUV. and i walk into the house, it is pitch black and i just see the like back-lit shadow of my mother in the corner of the kitchen just like......she brings me down, and rather than like just having like a nice "let's talk about this" like she starts like bringing up, she starts like opening up all the websites, and i don't know what to do and i'm just going "uh ew! what is that? that's disgusting!" meanwhile i'm like "yeah tuesday, wednesday, thursday, i didn't do anything, but friday. and then my dad comes down in like his tighty whiteys and he's like "bran, if it's yours just tell us." and then, they found- well hold on, hold on. they found like this weird fax like a document, that nobody recognized and i was like "well! obviously someone's hacked into our computer!" and they believed me
psychic: *slow claps* oh wow
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!! ATTENTION ALL THEATRE LOVERS !!
Did you love Dear Evan Hansen? Would you die for Pasek & Paul? Do you love Derek Klena and/or Lindsay Mendez? Well, Dogfight is the show for you! This little known, little loved show was an off broadway production about peer pressure, heartbreak, and, of course, the Vietnam War. And, if that doesn't make you want to watch it more, Ben Platt auditioned for Derek Klena's role in it and that is why he is in Dear Evan Hansen today!! So please, give it a watch!! Bootleg: https://youtu.be/fl8o55HcJrk - part 1 https://youtu.be/_jnIddi_DHM - part 2 https://youtu.be/yz-N7MBYZqc - part 3 https://youtu.be/vli18sx0hxs - part 4 https://youtu.be/pbbOs5BO97g - part 5 https://youtu.be/kk7Y9PjMj-k - part 6 https://youtu.be/l1V6_npn6PM - part 7 https://youtu.be/1tkhkRpwkTs - part 8 https://youtu.be/iaSohrCW4EY - part 9 https://youtu.be/e-lEZb-tGtI - part 10
#dear evan hansen#pasek and paul#ben platt#lindsay mendez#derek klena#musical#theatre#bootleg#dogfight#keep your word and then i'll also throw in a#set of steak knives
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hey uhh quick reminder that rory o'malley could hit me over the head with a rock, killing me instantly, and i would thank him
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reblog if you ARE JEWISH, if you SUPPORT JEWISH PEOPLE, or if you WANT ALL NEONAZIS TO BE CARRIED OFF BY MOTHMAN
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A collection of Cursed ™ Andrew Rannells photos, feel free to add
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literally everyone in the show: this had better come to a stop marvin
Marvin:
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you: thinks about whizzer and important plot details, hidden messages, themes, marvin's arc, etc.
me, an intellectual: thinks about how trina, mendel, and jason all wanted the dog to run away
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ANDREW RANNELLS IN POKÉMON LIVE MAKES ME QUESTION ALL OF MY LIFE DECISIONS
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reblog if you can’t believe jesus called you a dick
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Yall keep talking about the Coming out Story from the Side By Side interview but have you considered this is the best retelling of the story.
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(accurate) falsettos soundtrack
ACT ONE:
1. Whose Mother Let That Child Swear
2. Call Me Daddy/My Ex-Husband Sucks (Dick)
3. It’s Karate, Kid: The Musical
4. Mendel’s a Bad Psychiatrist
5. My Father Sucks (Dick)/My Parents Think I’m Crazy
6. Cook Your Own Damn Dinner
7. This is What Happens When You Go to a Bad Psychiatrist
8. Chicken Marengo/Jason’s A Slightly Better Psychiatrist But Not Really
9. Mendel’s A Furry/Why Are You Calling Him Daddy Now?
10. F*ck the Patriarchy/Welcome to Duloc/The Patriarchy’s All I Have
11. Whizzer Wins but he actually doesn’t
12. Better Homes and Gardens
13. He Drinks Tea in the Bathtub?
14. Send A Wedding Invite to Your Ex-Husband! Genius!
15. “I Hate the World!” “He Hates Everything!”
16. Someone Pays Some Attention to Jason for Once
ACT TWO:
1. Exposition/Marvin’s A Big Boy Now
2. Puberty!
3. Puberty! (Reprise)
4. Cubs Win the World Series (2016)
5. #TonyBoney
6. Mendel Never Read the Torah
7. The Naked in Bed Song
8. Spoiler Alert: It’s Called AIDS/Whizzer Be Trippin’
9. Yes, SJB, You Go
10. They All Lie Minus Jason
11. That Random One That Shows Up on Shuffle Every Time I Turn On Spotify
12. Gay: The Musical
13. The True Meaning of Bar Mitzvah
14. Oops, Marvin Probably Has AIDS Too, But That’s Never Explicitly Said
15. SYMBOLISM (Tango W/ Death)
16. Whizzer Dies
17. KYS, William Finn
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You’re at your best friend Nicole’s house, choreographing a hiphop routine when your mother calls you to come home, so you finish the dance and Nicole drops you off at home in her infiniti SUV and you walk in to you pitch black house and you see your mothers backlit shadow in the corner of the kitchen and takes you to the family computer and instead of going “lets talk about it” she opens up every gay porn website and you go “eww that’s disgusting”, but really you’re going “Yep tuesday, wednesday, thursday, I didn’t do anything and friday”. Then, your father in his tighty wities comes down and goes “if it’s yours, just tell us” but wait, there’s more, they found a weird fax, like a document, that nobody recognised and you say “Well obviously someone hacked into our computer” and they believed you
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