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Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

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ok but when will it be winter again cus im tired of sweating and dying

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Harvard? Never heard of her

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Sometimes I don’t know how I’m alive

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i love myself but i dont love me back

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Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

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THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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Mamoudou Gassama: Mali ‘Spiderman’ to be made French citizen

Mamoudou Gassama, an undocumented immigrant who has become a national hero in France after scaling a building to save a toddler who was dangling off a balcony, is to be made a French citizen. After a meeting between Gassama and French President Emmanuel Macron, the office of the French presidency said that Gassama would be made a French citizen and had been offered a job by the Paris fire brigade.

Mr Gassama is said to have arrived in France last year, taking the long and dangerous journey to Europe via a boat over the Mediterranean to Italy.

I just climbed up and thank God, God helped me. The more I climbed the more I had the courage to climb up higher, that’s it,“ he added.[x]

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Imagine the raw energy of Depression vs. Anxiety that would happen if Bo Burnham and John Mulaney did a show together

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NO SURVIVORS

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At first being in a relationship with someone who has been married doesn’t seem horrible. But soon you realize how you will never be the original person they wanted and nothing you do together will ever be special 

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