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There’s no rest for the wicked

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6

Siiiiigh things are heating up in the Stanford pines au fandom or whatever….

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My posts don’t get much lately so im putting this wip here for no one to see

If it’s actually gonna blow up im gonna blow up myself

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Fanart for @noodles-and-tea’s precious Twins in Time AU comic! These goobers rotate in my head every day.

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Good Chef

(Casual)

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favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

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Overlord

(Casual)

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((concept au where bill lost his memories))

this is embarrassing to post ngl haha

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Change

(Part 8)

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Shh don’t wake the baby! Thank you for reading! Previous page here.

New to the comic? Start here!

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Insomnia

（Casual)

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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Posting this here since it’s my search :)

Hello! I am a Stanford Pines introject from the cartoon Gravity Falls. I’m looking for anyone from source, but especially my brother or the twins (Bill as well but I already know a couple).

We are 18 bodily, and would prefer interactions be limited to people 16+ for our own comfort. Endogenic systems dni for the same reason. My personal blog is @theauthorsmind if you’d like to dm me there, or dm me using the blog here in this ask!

Have a good day/night, whoever is reading this! Especially the mod system running this blog, I’m sure it takes a lot of effort to tag each post properly ^^’

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I love them

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SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUTTTT AGHHHHHHHH

*does cute pose*

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More Ford :P

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hello billford nation

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