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Oh my god I’m starting to have dreams again (haven’t been having any lately)

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How did I. Get a 4.0 gpa—

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I can’t write and I hate myself

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When u get an A on your English paper you thought you were gonna fail 😎

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I don’t like the way the world works I don’t want to be a part of it I know I’m going to fail

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I don't actually care about actors needing to be queer to play queer roles because that leads to very bad outcomes with forcing people out of the closet BUT I do think we should hire a more out gay people to play straight roles. And they should be vocally disgusted with it in interviews and visibly bad at it on screen. You know, to balance things out

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This just in: two heretical teens joke about who would win in a fight between Jesus and the ENTIRE Greek pantheon. Decision: while Jesus is very powerful he would eventually run out of spell slots and the Greek pantheon would never run out of gods

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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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I wish I could just like farm for money. Like raise chickens and sell the eggs, have an herb garden, grow blueberries and make them into jam to sell

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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I was just randomly reminded when i offered to usher for a middle school production of frozen and the actress playing Anna ACTUALLY FUCKING SLAPPED Hans and I just sa there thinking “oh my god these Catholic middle schoolers are crazy” and then when I asked the other actors if it actually happened they were like “YEAH WE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN” but then Anna said “don’t worry it was consensual” and I was just “I—”

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anyone else feel really weird about god or is it just me and that one gay guy from bare: a pop opera

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

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I don't think anything will ever cut deeper than the lyrics "but Jason what role do i play am i a savior of a phase am i here to damn you or to help you navagate this maze where confusion is a crime so you fill your life with sound and if you dance like hell you hope you'll never touch the ground what happens when the music stops in the silence will he stay one day you'll realize that these feelings aren't going away so we drive ourselves insane" ..... You know