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10 Cookbooks from Worlds of Fiction (That Won't Try to Bake You in a Pie)

10 Cookbooks from Worlds of Fiction (That Won’t Try to Bake You in a Pie)

For Amazon Associates, I may get some dough. I get a small commission if you click a link below. When people make a purchase if they like something they see, They won’t lose another cent, but there’ll be a prize for me. I had to let you know ‘cause a disclaimer is required, And following the rules to stay is kinda, ya know, desired.   /Sniff /Sniff Alas. Will there ever be a cookbook with pages…

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Disney’s Snow White Video Game Review #6- A Collect-A-Thon Platformer That’ll Put You to Sleep Faster Than a Poisoned Apple

Disney’s Snow White Video Game Review #6- A Collect-A-Thon Platformer That’ll Put You to Sleep Faster Than a Poisoned Apple

There once was a teen oh so pretty, But her looks came to be such a pity. The queen was quite vain With a death on her brain So the girl hung with guys itty-bitty. Magic mirror on the wall, who thought it would be good idea to make a Snow White video game over 60 years after the Disney movie came out let alone at all? There is a narcissistic queen. She wants to kill a girl that’s prettier than…

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24 Kitchenware Items for Cat LoversFurries (That Won't Try to Scratch You) Part 2

24 Kitchenware Items for Cat LoversFurries (That Won’t Try to Scratch You) Part 2

For Amazon Associates, I may get some dough. I get a small commission if you click a link below. When people make a purchase if they like something they see, They won’t lose another cent, but there’ll be a prize for me. I had to let you know ‘cause a disclaimer is required, And following the rules to stay is kinda, ya know, desired.   Gimme that! Geez. Guitar necks are not cat toys. Scram before…

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JumpStart Dino Adventure Field Trip Video Game Review #5- A Competent Educator That Won’t Get Older Tails Wagging

JumpStart Dino Adventure Field Trip Video Game Review #5- A Competent Educator That Won’t Get Older Tails Wagging

A dog went and traveled through time. He at once saw a terrible crime. Eggs were brought to a lair, But the moms didn’t care, So the ending was not so sublime. Once upon a prehistoric time, CJ the frog and Hopsalot the rabbit decided to test out a potentially-dangerous time machine on their dog companion Frankie as they remained safely back. Clearly, animals after Doc Brown’s own heart. Also,…

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Mickey’s Ultimate Challenge (GB) Video Game Review #4- A Cataclysmic Puzzler That Can’t Quite Rumble with the Competition

Mickey’s Ultimate Challenge (GB) Video Game Review #4- A Cataclysmic Puzzler That Can’t Quite Rumble with the Competition

There was a mouse dreamer named Mickey. There’s a girl, but let’s make this a quicky. With earthquakes that loomed, A kingdom was doomed, Yet the quest’s not exactly that tricky. Welcome to Mickey’s Ultimate Challenge, the puzzle platformer that can be completed without Mickey ever showing up at all. Yeah, kinda strange to name it that when you can play as Mickey OR Minnie. Other games have…

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24 Kitchenware Items for Cat Lovers/Furries (That Won't Try to Scratch You) Part 1

24 Kitchenware Items for Cat Lovers/Furries (That Won’t Try to Scratch You) Part 1

For Amazon Associates, I may get some dough. I get a small commission if you click a link below. When people make a purchase if they like something they see, They won’t lose another cent, but there’ll be a prize for me. I had to let you know ‘cause a disclaimer is required, And following the rules to stay is kinda, ya know, desired.   Today we’re gonna talk about a meowtain of cat-themed…

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The Grinch (GBC) Video Game Review #3- Who Could See This Sneaking into Awesomeness and Stealing the Show?

The Grinch (GBC) Video Game Review #3- Who Could See This Sneaking into Awesomeness and Stealing the Show?

There once was a mean one, the Grinch. Stealing presents was easy, a cinch! So he took his dog Max, And he quickly made tracks To rob blind every Who-ridden inch. If you load this page, put wrapping paper around your screen, and then tear it all off, this review can truly feel as intended: my Christmas gift to each and every one of you. I know that everyone wanted a review of the Gameboy Color…

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Super Baseball 2020 Video Game Review #2- Futuristic Balls to the Wall Fun

Super Baseball 2020 Video Game Review #2- Futuristic Balls to the Wall Fun

The SBA seemed to have the elites, Pitting robots against the athletes. But they cheated hardcore Now don’t run things no more, Yet the cycle now sorta repeats. People will universally agree that 2020 was the greatest year mankind has ever been graced with. And what a fitting time to review the game with a much higher score than my eyesight ever got- Super Baseball 2020. For starters, the…

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Air-Sea Battle Video Game Review #1

Air-Sea Battle Video Game Review #1

I enjoy my first game from Atari. I shoot ships and am not even sorry. I’m a bringer of doom; Ducks and faces go boom In this air and sea battle safari.

It’s a fixed shooter, so I guess it was broken at some point. Ba dum tss! Gameplay is split between shooting targets upward as a submarine or ship and downward via airplane. There are several different modes of gameplay, such as firing up at…

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10 Disney Weapons (That Won't Turn You into a Singing Princess)

10 Disney Weapons (That Won’t Turn You into a Singing Princess)

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  Bang. Whoosh. Kerplunk. (That last one was a slingshot firing a…

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10 Lifesaving Items Almost Everybody Should Own (That Won't Kill Your Wallet)

10 Lifesaving Items Almost Everybody Should Own (That Won’t Kill Your Wallet)

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    Ya know, living is good. Living is very good. In fact, I like…

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15 Dragon Household Appliances and Tools (That Won't Try to Eat You)

15 Dragon Household Appliances and Tools (That Won’t Try to Eat You)

For Amazon Associates, I may get some dough. I get a small commission if you click a link below. When people make a purchase if they like something they see, They won’t lose another cent, but they’re’ll be a prize for me. I had to let you know ‘cause a disclaimer is required, And following the rules to stay is kinda, ya know, desired.

On a scaleof 1-10, how much do you like dragons? Ha ha! You know,…