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the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.
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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
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ME: I know you from somewhere
PJACKK: I get that a lot
ME: No I'm sure
PJACKK: Just one of those faces
ME: [bending my arms at the elbow and raising my hands above my head] Go like this
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Everyone's going HOLY SHIT at the announcement that Fate/Hollow Ataraxia Remastered is releasing this year because we already had the 2025 release date.
The only thing preventing total net-zero information announcement is the confirmation it'll be in English but. Yeah it was kinda assumed, right?
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guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride
his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does
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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button
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