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WAIT HE’S A BUTCH HE/HIM LESBIAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

gunmar matters a lot to me because as a lesbian i find that man exceedingly attractive. i have nothing to say relevant to Trollhunters with this i just love his voice.

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gunmar matters a lot to me because as a lesbian i find that man exceedingly attractive. i have nothing to say relevant to Trollhunters with this i just love his voice.

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Jack Frost + Tumblr posts

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mommy i frew up… anyways angor rot trollhunters

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deadnaming twitter in pride month 2025… anyways i do think this is relatable and also it makes me want to throw up

when one of your favorite theories/headcanons was deconfirmed on twitter dot com when it was still completely viable in canon and you actually start crying because why. why couldn't it just be up for interpretation

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i think i need a viscerally depressing Finn fic to cure my mental health. i need him to curl up on the floor and sob. weep. cry. i need him to wonder why. why he has to lose people, why his parents were awful, why he continues to mess up. i need him to cope and wonder and succumb. i think it would make me feel real again, you know?

and jake would be there, too. he’s always been a strong foundation for Finn throughout the series and given really solid advice through the medium of silly, goofy adventures. he’s a good brother.

maybe a visit or two from friends. bubblegum brings sweets, marceline plays him some sad music to really cycle out those rough feels, stuff like that. i think what i need most is a real feel episode where Finn just gets dragged through the mud. i know we’ve had episodes like that before, and they were really good!! i just need something infinitely more visceral and raw than AT could provide me while still being child-friendly.

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okay maybe i’m not FNAFmaxxing because Marceline is still banging on the walls of my cranium aughhhhh aughhhh hellpppp my skull is splitting aughhhhhh

marceline cranium burst

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grabbing Marceline by the face and shoving her into a box where she is trapped inside and i get to observe her go about her normal life and experiences without being able to see me or perceive me. i want to All The Little People exactly Marceline Adventure Time. PB gets visitation for 24 hours wed-fri.

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princess bubblegum vagueposting except it’s not vagueposting

when your problematic best girl is put in an au where she didn't do those insane & unethical experiments and you're just waiting for the writers to make up for it

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Yap sesh: Bigtop Burger Venizia

New bigtop burger was absolute peak.

I love the look of the watchers place(Idk what to call it lol) the lines in the walls are such a neat aspect. The line from LDG after Cesare talks to Caligari(according to youtube captions thats his name) about his sentence getting doubled is so interesting to me because that implies that she knew Cesare wasn't going to leave after serving his 1000 years. My main question now is do they keep the zombies in the lockers because they're too old to serve or is it just because they're in storage for another time?

Cesare has been my favorite character sense his introduction and its rlly cool that we're gonna learn more about his past.

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being friends with freaky people has really opened my eyes. yes please enlighten me on why you like wearing collars bc you look cute in one gang. ily freaky people.

@puppydogthing

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i have wanted to draw marcy and pb for literal years!!! i love them!!!!!

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is it weird to want gruesome body horror of my favorite characters… (read tags)

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controversial adventure time take i think PB wouldn't have killed the rattleballs if she knew they were/could become sentient

there's very clearly a difference between decommissioning robots powered by analytical AI (identify violent crime→attack, obey orders) with an oversight in the code that caused them to not know what to do when they ran out of crime vs crushing robots that have learned to think for themselves

not saying what she did was right its just more nuanced than "robot murder"

i believe her mistake was creating the rattleballs in the first place. and she tried to fix this mistake but went about it all wrong.

(she later replaces the rattleballs with the more docile gumball guardians(though they still seem to share some violent programming, as shown in the episode where she tries to tell them not to kill Susan but they mishear her), which allowed her enough time to finish perfecting her banana guards, but thats a topic for another post)

and now that she HAS realized at least one rattleballs was sentient and that he is free of the violence she coded him with, she's working to fix the mistake of destroying them, by knighting the last remaining rattleballs and giving him the resources to make more rattleballs

tumblr absolutely destroyed the quality of this gif sorry

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upon replaying it i think i was too harsh. Mhairi is an interesting character and Brodie epilogue was like cool enough to be interesting. however, i disliked very much that we learned nothing about The Shape more than what we already knew. i’m a biologist… i wanted the biology stuff. is it alien, fungal, parasitic, hivemind? i need to know these things.

the only info i got out of it involving the Shape was the achievement that says “become one with a greater whole” which sort of proves my hivemind theory but doesn’t actually give me anything of substance. don’t get me wrong, the mystery is really cool, but i wish i learned at least a little more about the thing the entire story revolves around.

the two endings thing is interesting but nothing i cared too much about because i played the game for the monsters.

do i think $13 is a pricetag that isn’t worth it? yes. is the DLC good? sort of? it’s okay but nothing i would play if i knew about it beforehand.

the Still Wakes the Deep DLC was so awful i have to divert from Bubbline maxxing and agendaposting to talk about it. $13 USD for 1.5 hours of gameplay that was uninteresting, unfulfilling and boring. i died more to a quicktime event that made you fall if you fail than i did to the 2 monsters you see. only one of which you actually get to see.

it provided useless backstory for a useless side character and a useless daughter of said side character. complete waste of money and time.

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demon slayer fans trying to pretend like this didn’t emotionally destroy them for many months on end is so funny. you know it did.

“because my ‘Nemi is the nicest person ever” <~ words of a boy whose brother had ignored him and treated him like shit for many years to intentionally drive him away from the Demon Slayer Corps. Genya understood in his final moments that everything he had ever wanted from his brother was something he could have gotten if the world wasn’t so fucked up and scary. he could have been happy with Sanemi. he could have played in the woods and caught bugs and fished and run and picked flowers with Sanemi in a different world.

as Genya sat there crumbling to ASH AND DUST, he thanked the man that had treated him like shit since the death of their mother for being a good brother. and that crippled Sanemi.

“Nemi, i wanted to take care of you like you always took care of me”

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i also lied btw guys. yugioh is infecting my brainspace as well. i have like 4 things trying to be fixations that are beating each other to death in my cranium. anyways here’s a wet dog i found on the side of the road