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“anything for you my lord” “how could i refuse you anything” “you’re one of the last friends i have left” ”i have my lord, that’s all i need” “i would fight for lord capon any time, any place” “i won’t allow anything to happen to you” “i care about you more than you know” “trust me” “i promise you”
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hmm, yes Henry I think I get your meaning... you mean you are sugar baby?
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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My cousin's baby will be a fujoshi, I'm casting spells on her as we speak
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predictable modern au posting uwu
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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches
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THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.
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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever
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happy june 14th freaks
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this truly is the stupidest game in the universe. quest titles in ffxiv consist entirely of jokes the borderlands writing team rejected for being too dumb. heart eyes
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he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote
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Two very opposing moments that both captivated me for different reasons in ladyredems story "In Vino Veritas". |110625
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