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DO YOU REMEMBER? THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?
Gif I made for this same date last year, posting it here now!
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i think we need to start saying "same hat" again. weve forgotten the yaoi
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Hogwarts houses are out. Unseen University disciplines are in. Choose your side
Indefinite studies
Recent Runes
Inadvisably Applied Magic
Cruel and Unusual Geography
Post Morthem Communications
Applied Astrology
Approximate Accuracy
Applied Anthropics
Extreme Horticulture
Liberal studies
Illiberal Studies
Morbid Bibliomamcy
Recondite Architecture and Origami Map Folding
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Slood Dynamics
Esoteric Studies
Wooly Thinking
Op you forgot-
#i picked slood dynamics cuz a slood is a helmet in dragon quest and i know too much about dragon quest slimes in general#i should make a post about dragon quest slime breeds it was my slime rancher
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I was digging through my drafts and found this formerly unreleased picture of Q back when he was still full gremlin mode. Just a complete and utter 'oh shit I shouldn't have fed him after midnight' beast.
He was 1.9 pounds in this picture and being syringe fed, but really wasn't eating much. Most of it just got on the rest of him at the time. Which really didn't add to the whole thing about him. I forget how he got up to the little ledge there. I think he had been trying to dig out the wand toys that are kept in there.
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#idk what kind if bird this is but i want to call it a pigeon of some kind#i love her and i want to be her
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God fuckin damn I love my mobility aids
#para post#mobility aids are so useful#i stopped being so nervous about going out in public with them since i shaved my head.#if im gonna get stared at anyway may as well look cool
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as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped
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Wet Beast Rotation
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#real#when i get in grooves i can do pages at a time and i get jumpscared when someone interrupts me
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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery
#when I got top surgery i had to use the toilet like four times cuz i get nervous and i have to use the toilet when im nervous#didnt help i was second for the morning and had to wait two and a half hours in a curtained bay with my titties out#the nurses were so nice in letting me up to use the toilet four times and not say anything about it.#when i awoke from my deep slumber i was getting help getting dressed and i said “oop i got my whole booty out” to the nurse#snd she just went “Mhm” and made me gtfo lmfao
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
BEHOLD!!!!
THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
GIVE HER LOVE
(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)
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