thebirdsareplotting

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Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!

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Happily ever after.

Also Skeptic mentioned

Bonus HEA Smitten concept or idk lmao

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BURNED GREY SLAYERS

Bonus little color puppets i made

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Hey guys this is a story of a man named skeptic

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aaaaaaaaaa go my fan princess + voice??? EEK

Yurious/yaoiful shenanigans down here

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Can someone explain skeptunist to me plspls... i wanna know what makes it so cool to everyone

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The next round of voice of the sexyman has started..... and I actually wanted to do something for it SO

PROPAGANDA!!! I LOVE YOU MOTH!!!!

[this skeptic design is by @bubblybloob ehehe..]

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Would you guys care if I posted about my fan-vessel here [Friend]

She is so important to me.... i love her so much

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Thoughts

No matter which path you take through the cage, the game calls it inevitable.

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i find it uniquely incredible that recently, somehow, the only posts i ever see from following the tag "slay the princess" are about the voices, and sometimes even shipping the voices, and seemingly focusing almost exclusively on them.

like i never really got it before until i saw this trend, and maybe tumblr is just giving me consistently dogshit posts in term of variety but it's incredible how a game who's titular character is a princess. who is the only character you can physically see in the game for almost 99% of the time. is somehow being made exclusively about male characters. who are also all one guy technically but talking in different voices.

like i just never fucking interact with people on this site besides via art or other mostly irrelevant comments so i didnt get it but wow yeah okay yall were right about the female character erasure in fandom spaces thing holy shit. like i thought it was an exaggeration but there are three fucking characters total in stp and i havent seen the one woman actually show up when tumblr suggests me a post with the tag in like a month. im sure if i go look id probably find her right now easily but it's insane how consistently the new stuff i was getting was only about the male voices. god.

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literally shaking thinking about slay the princess,,,, ,,, not even playing slay the princess is enough to curb this obsession. I must find a path in the woods. and at the end of that path there better be a goddamn cabin

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I'm here

BONUS: THEY GET ICED CREAM!

THANK YOU @pink-november !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, THEY WERE THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS LITTLE STORY OF THE SMIBBIES AND I ILLUSTRATED IT!!!! IT WAS TOO GOOD I HAD TO, IT MADE ME ALMOST WEEP MY EYES OUT, PLEASE GO CHECK THEIR STUFF ITS SO GOOD [HOLDING GUN TO UR HEAD] DO IT /LH

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Real argument I had with @just-a-itty-bitty-kitty over whether oranges were different things from mandarins

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is she called "eye of the needle" because she's chained up in a long, cramped cave. with a similar shape to the hole ["eye"] of a needle. and with how small it is you could compare it to that. Am I stupid for just now realizing this

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siffrin at the end of act 5 is so HEA smitten-coded. "you should be happy" "this is what our ending should be" "you don't need to leave (and i won't let you)" and many such things. what unhealthy obsession and self sacrifice will do to a guy

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Doomed by my own narrative.