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the call me kevin cinematic universe rly has so much diverse representation, i mean we have:

grognak the destroyer - non-binary icon

jim pickens - bisexual icon

default - neurodivergent icon

turg - turg

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*Gently holds gta rp characters* they can hold so much serotonin in em :'))

Sorry if lineart is shitty, this was supposed to be a sketch but I got bored halfway through-

Click for better quality- you know tumblr €:°)

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GALE-SIZED HOLE

this comic was born from the GOT joke: "Not blonde enough?" but since both Astarion and my Tav Athalia have white hair, the comic was practically born by itself😆

Thank you so much for waiting for me❤️ I really hope you don't get tired of my BG3 comics

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who put all these dramatic bitches in the same room

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look at my Gales, boy

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Yes i did find the opera delightful.

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You see me as I am, and do not find me wanting. With these stars as my witness, I swear - you will always be enough for me.

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I love coming across Gale coded things on my little social media apps (found this on Pinterest)

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waters of oblivion

This piece was inspired by J.E.Millais’ Ophelia and well… Shadowfell portal. I mirrored it tho cause like this angle more

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Ice Storm

Ice mage is fun and cool, but also very accident-prone (heh)

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By @ creamyghost on twitter/X

Feral halsin is best halsin

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The average sleeping arrangements of a companion romancing Tav.

Thankfully or unfortunately for Gale, he has the patience of a cat owner.

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Ambition..

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The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

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Baldur's Gate 3 means so much to me 💖

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A list of canonical (to me) things Gale did while pining for Tav:

- Trying to subtly set up dinner seating to encourage them to sit next to him. i.e., Notices Tav prefers logs to stools, so he ensures he sits next to a log every time. (Annoyed when this doesn't worry/Someone else takes the seat).

- Pretends not to hear the first few times he's called so Tav says his name again (He's conflicted about this habit, as he doesn't want to come across as rude)

- Be seen around camp reading books on topics he knows Tav cares about. "Oh yes, I've been meaning to brush up on druidic/battle/bardic practices! No time like the present."

- Staring (This is all but stated in-game), my heart says specifically with his chin resting in his hand, watching Tav from across the camp. A book open in his lap for plausible deniability.

- Mentioning (more than he already does) how much Tav would like Waterdeep. "Oh you like plays/food/magic? Well in Waterdeep..." He's determined to get them to at least visit, and keeps a secret list of where he'd take them in town.

- Noting what meals Tav enjoys and stockpiling those ingredients "for just the right occasion."

- Minor magical improvements to camp. Raising the ambient temperature slightly, improving the smell of camp. Spells that are too small to brag about doing, but he wants credit for doing. Others don't tend to notice. (Another source of annoyance for him)

-Bragging to other companions if he and Tav have a pleasant moment or exchange. "You know I told a very humorous tale earlier, Tav seemed to enjoy it quite a bit. Would you perhaps like to hear it?"