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don't you ever see a blorbo and wanna just-

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when the character who's like "i will never reveal my trauma to anyone" gets a high fever and, while weak and delirious, starts spilling every.

last.

secret.

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when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

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everyone please do this quiz

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Therians furries otherkins and any other nonhuman types welcome:) plz be respectful

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Life goal is to write a book that’s definitely obviously a metaphor for therianthropy, so all of y’all will know it’s about therianthropy, but the normies will have no idea

Something something a group of beings who have the ability to turn into animals but have their ability to do so locked away for some reason and are forced to pretend to be humans and hate it

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Six months into tumblr and I still have no fucking clue how to use it guys 🙏❤️

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Have you seen these therian/alterhuman symbols going around?

well guess what! I'm making a new blog dedicated to making these symbols for you as well as other therian/alterhuman related stuff!

My asks are currently open for requests so feel free to send in your kin types and I might get around to making them!

✨reblogs are greatly appreciated to let people know these are moving blogs✨

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I say that I want to go back and be an animal again, but...I'm not really a spiritual alterhuman.

I say this as if there is some part of my past that I want to revert to and reclaim, but I'm not sure I actually do have a past life or anything like that. It's like a nostalgia for something that never existed.

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getting a sensory shift while every single one of your classmates is talking Loudly so they're ten times louder than they would be otherwise... god i wanna bite somebody Get me Out of this Classroom!!!!

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Rabbits

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i cannot stress this enough; please don't make posts about shit you don't know about. No, furries are not inherently alterhuman/nonhuman. why would you say such silly words

edit: ZIONISTS D N I !!! i HATE you

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Im making a big ass thing on notion

Basically, it is a giant catalog of therian and otherkin gear.

From ears and tails, to collars, to wings, to horns, to fins, to clothes, all of it. (Everything I could find at least.)

I have it separated by therian/otherkin, canine/cat/aquatic ect and devinekin/demonkin/darkkin ect.

Then, it's by type. Wild cat/domestic cat/other. Wolf/domestic /other. Ect.

Then it's by exact species. Timber wolf/snow wolf/coastal wolf. Stuff like that. For absolutely everything.

I'm trying to get as many kins as possible so everyone can use this, so please, comment your kin so I can make sure it's there. (Especially if it's a rare one!!)

ill add links and pictures, make sure they are not from harmful fur farms, make sure the quality is good, all of that stuff.

But yeah. I'm super excited for when it's done tbh, and I hope a lot of people see this. (Please reblog :'))

I'll put some pictures of what I have done right now.

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This is your daily reminder to live your critter life however you want to.

Wanna go to the store wearing a tail? Do it! I’ve done it myself. The most you’ll get is the OCCASIONAL weird look and/or giggle.

Wanna do quadrobics at your local park? Go for it! Its super fun! You may even meet some other Alterhumans.

Hell do some vocals in public! You might get a compliment or two.

At the end of the day, you’re only going to live this exact life once, its better you spend it being as weird, yet happy, as you wanna, rather than being all sad over trying to fit in.

Anyways I hope every critter who reads this has the most amazing day ya could possibly have <3

mwa! 💚