thebluester2020

[thebluester2020]

Forgot to post this earlier, but—

Varre fic is coming out later this week/weekend! It's kinda longer than I was expecting it to be, but hey, I enjoyed writing an angst/manipulation fic and stretching out my angst-writing muscles <33

[thebluester2020]

I have just found your blog and your Elliot content is giving me life. I love that little twink

Awww, I’m glad you like the stuff I write about Elliot! He’s my second fav of the vanilla bachelors so I have to do him justice 😔✊✨

[thebluester2020]

If I can make a request would you do the bachelors with a reader who has an oral aversion (opposite of an oral fixation)? Like she’ll give them head and stuff if they ask but is more inclined to handjobs or just regular sex?

👀 Adding you to my to-do list anon!

[thebluester2020]

"Um... So, can i get a kiss now-"

*𝗰𝗵𝘂𝘂*

[thebluester2020]

was stalking and i just have to say, are you always this productive?? like you genuinely seem so positive and on top of things, also your writing is so earnest that everything feels like there was care put into it. ALL THIS TO SAY YOURE AMAZING:)

THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING— I literally have no words right now, I’m blushing. Reading a compliment like this early in the day means that today is being smooth-sailing 😭🥹

But, I’ve been writing for as long as I can remember, anon! I got no choice but to be happy while I do it cause it’s my first love 😔✊ Even the smuttiest smut fanfic is just as important to me as the 200 pg books I write in my free time 😭 ALL OF MY BABIES RECEIVE MY LOVE

That and because I like SDV, I said this multiple times but I started this acc ‘cause of a bachelor from a mod 💀

EITHER WAY- ANON I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY DANG IT, IM SENDING HAPPY WAVES YOUR WAY ✨✨✨✨✨

[thebluester2020]

I can only imagine how shocked all the guys will be (except maybe Harvey) that women typically don’t cum from v sex alone

coughcough ALEX coughcough (I don't think Alex would judge you, but just thinking of canon Alex for a second and the dialogue he has towards female farmers. I think he'd say something insensitive 😔)

Sam and Sebastian would probably the most shocked imo but in a "smooth-brained but they meant well" type of way.

Shane wouldn't be too shocked? Though he would def need you to tell him what you need exactly to make you cum otherwise he'll stick to the basics of dicking you down.

Elliot, my sweet and caring king, he'd be like Harvey, I think! Very understanding and willing to accommodate the best that he can!

Long story short, I think most of them are definitely gonna have a Scooby Doo "Huh?" moment but some will have a "Duh, different strokes for different folks" type of vibe going on! ✨

[thebluester2020]

Do you think you could do a female farmer who can’t cum from vaginal sex alone? I’m curious how the bois would react, especially since p0rn doesn’t show that side of things

👀 I have a request similar to this, anon! I'll add your request alongside theirs! ✨

(Also, you're right btw. 🌽 doesn't rlly show how not every girl is the same! This'll be fun to write <333)

[thebluester2020]

I saw you got a request about the bachelors jerking it and I was wondering if I could add on a bit to the request? Basically I’m curious as to what they do it to (p0rn vids or mags/pics of crush/exc) and how it changes when they have a crush/partner. I could see them becoming more specific about what they get off to such as it having to look like their crush or something

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE'S BRAINS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE /j

BUT UGH ANON THIS IS SO BIG-BRAINED OF YOU (Crap now I gotta bump that ask up to the front of the line right after the Varre fic. This is itching my brain just right 😩)

Btw, Elliot would def jerk it to an erotic scene in a novel before switching over to acting it out once he's dating you, I will hear no arguments 🫡

[thebluester2020]

Ur not wrong about Sam always jerking it, f in the chat for Vincent, Jodi, and Kent😭🫰

Like a true experienced jerker that I know Sam is, I'm going to quickly headcanon that Sam's blasting music almost at full volume to try and combat the sounds of his moans (during the day). At night? Chronic shirt-biter and hoping the shirt soaks up the sounds ✊

EITHER WAY, GOONED OUT RESPONSE ASIDE— F in the chat fr 😔

[thebluester2020]

Hey! This is my first time ever sending an ask or a request but I've been so obsessed with your stardew stuff lately especially the NSFW, your writing style is so good, and I wanted to request scenarios about the bachelor's masturbation habits

AWWW Thank you, anon! I'm glad you like my writing! 🥰

Also— I may have to bump your request up to the front of the line after my Varre fic, cause this ask is too juicy to let air out for too long—

[thebluester2020]

Can you do bachelor hcs of a fem reader with a flat chest that she's insecure about? Thank you and have a good day/night!!

I totally missed this ask— SORRY ANON

But of course! I'll add you to my list! ✨

[thebluester2020]

Just letting y'all know quickly that I'm writing an Elden Ring fanfic atm. I finished my first playthrough finally (And I'm still not done with the DLC— the fire giants are on my ass) and I have brainrot for Varre since I can't get the nickname "Lambkin" out of my head <333

Once Im done then it's back to the SDV writing board for me ✨

[thebluester2020]

Do you think the bachelors would have certain nicknames/pet names they would call their partners?

Hell y e a h

But I believe that Elliot and Sebastian would have the most unique nicknames/pet names, though? (Like Elliot canonically calls the farmer 'My dear' or 'My love'. But I can see him calling you something sweet like 'Honey' or maybe even 'Sweetheart'). Sebastian would probably call you cute frog-themed nicknames like 'My little froggy' (Cheesier ones would be along the lines of 'Princess/Prince' or maybe a video-game related nickname)

As for the rest of the bachelors? Taking out how I characterize Sam (cause in my headcanon, he'd call you 'Puppy' 😩). I can't see them calling the farmer anything other than Babe and/or Baby. Shane maybe would call you 'Princess' though— but I think that'd depend on his mood that day. And Harvey could maybe call you 'Dearest'? But that sounds too 'Elliot-coded' in my head.

But hey, those are just my thoughts 😭

[thebluester2020]

hii! :3

im not sure if you write any SFW, but i was wondering if you could do how SDV bachelors comfort you when you're crying?

Hiya! I'll admit Im a bit rusty with fluff seeing as I write fluff all the time but I'll give it my best anon <33

[thebluester2020]

hey lovely! I don't have a request but I do wanna say that your sdv fanfics have healed my soul, especially Sebastian, that man is all i ever think about, and your content of him, WHEW! i have a love hate relationship with him being popular bc on one side lots of content, on the other, he's mine X( lol. anyways I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you SOOOOOOOOO much and I love your fics so much

THIS IS SO SWEET ANON 🥹🥹🥹

I’m glad you like my fics! It’s hard to express how thankful I am over the internet but seriously, thank you! 🥰🥰 (And to the rest of y’all that send requests + just say sweet things! I’m glad to be writing for this fandom even if it’s just to post the horny thoughts I have about these men 😔😔)

[thebluester2020]

Hi!💙 I feel so embarrassed to ask lol but have you done anything about nipple play? It could be about them enjoying it solo or them doing it to/with the farmer

Don’t feel embarrassed dude/dudette! There’s no judgement here 😔

BUT SOLO NIPPLE PLAY WITH THE BACHELORS???? I’ll be adding this to my list of things to write after I finish this Elden Ring fic Im writing 😩

[thebluester2020]

hello! I was wondering if you’d ever be down to write any shane + breeding kink 😁 much love 🫶

👁️ I lowkey had plans already to write some drabbles of bachelors having a breeding kink. I’ll just add Shane to the list ✨✨