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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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hostelworld should introduce a feature that lets you rate your fellow backpackers that have stayed at the same hostel as you
#chris was nice and very helpful about navigating the city#matthew was a fucking perv and a creep and should probably be banned from coed dorms forever#josie happily braided three differents girls hair before the festival#megan~ borrowed~ my bandana without asking and then claimed i'd said she could hVe it the night before#etc etc#you get the drift#part high school yearbook signing vives#part safety feature
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Undated postcard from my collection. I love the white business on the side! It kind of seems like an accident rather than a deliberate choice but it looks very cool.
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yeah well you know what they say, you gotta pull your pussy up by its meat flaps
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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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Caught a normie struggling in one of my snare traps and wordlessly slit its throat
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the thing about cis people is there’s nothing they love more than outing a trans acquaintance for literally no reason
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“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time
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Walking solemnly dragging my fingers along each post
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