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people who had/have crushes on like sentient animals or objects from tv shows are the embodiment of the phrase “looks don’t matter, it’s the personality that counts”

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Being aegosexual is wild because I straight-up forgot that you could have sex irl. I categorized it with things like magic— interesting in fiction, and impossible in reality. Forgive me, I Forgor 😔

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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Guys, they're selling autism at walmart now

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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I’m exactly the same in real life as I am when playing video games

I do all the side quests I can possibly find before even starting the main one

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Got my period on the 4th of July, must not be American enough yet

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RB IF YOU AGREE

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a warning

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If Christmas is in three days that means the new years soon, thank god

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“A woman is someone who has a uterus”

my oc, who has a uterus, and keeps it in a jar on a shelf with his collection of other organs: 👁️👄👁️

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I present to you:

✨What transphobes say makes a woman, a woman (and why they’re wrong)✨

Women…

…have two X chromosomes- Women born with turner syndrome are only born with one (Also- Men who have Klinefelter syndrome have an extra X chromosome, does that make them women?)

…are people who can give birth- what about the women with fertility problems?

…have a uterus- some women get hysterectomies, and some are just born without uteruses

Are all these women not women to you?

(Inspired by: https://youtube.com/shorts/6zmflizIsDA?si=fwKXDaOmpuXfx5Od)

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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged this from

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w h y

my pronouns? oh im a hee/heem. whimper

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CAT THIS POST HAS APPEARED ON MY DASH FIVE TIMES IN A ROW NOW, THIS CANNOT BE THAT FUNNY

my pronouns? oh im a hee/heem. whimper

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I hate laying on my stomach

not because it’s uncomfortable or anything but because I can feel my heartbeat where my intestines are

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I love how my home states most popular license plate has all the colors of the aroace flag