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I was annoyed at first when I realized my character would be cursed to be a tiny creature for the last 2 sessions of the campaign, but her paladin bf is being so nice to her and it's actually so cute I can't even be mad. You know what, she could even live happily ever after like that... it's actually beautiful...their love is so wholesome....

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Yu Ziyuan, the magnus archives au

oh don't worry she WILL step on you, prepare to get squashed loser

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•So like what if Simon Fairchild married the great beast from Ex Altiora, what if they loved each other and he was a simp for her and AND WHAT IF THEY HAD CHILDREN AND THEY ARE HAPPY AND DID I ALREADY SAY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.

•She's a giant creature of The Vast stomping on her enemies and bitch slapping them out of existence.

•Honestly i just wanna spread my madam yu tall lady rights agenda.

•Look i know canon her isn't as chill as this version (even tho this version is a literal monster), but here she only has a small distate for wei wuxian and doesn't consider him actually part of the family. She doesn't goes out of her way to abuse him, he's just not worth her time in her eyes.

•Everyone besides her, who holds the power of The Vast, and her family are the same as a grain of sand, unimportant.

•I hate when characters are ooc just for the sake of an specific plot working, BUT PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS ONE JUST THIS, JUST HER NOT BEING AN ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT JUST THIS ONCE AND HAVING A HEALTHY MARRIAGE.

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Lowkey devastated about my DM of a year graduating....this guy is a creative genius why is he squandering his talents on a master's degree in a STEM field...he should be on a podcast :,(

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“The fact that colonialism is so central to science-fiction, and that science-fiction is so central to our own pop culture, suggests that the colonial experience remains more tightly bound up with our political life and public culture than we sometimes like to think.”

— The Atlantic discusses the link between science fiction and colonialism. (via ceeturnalia)

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Me: My cleric wants to buy two platinum rings

DM: *gives me a look of dread*

Me: It's just for a spell! "Warding Bond". What are you thinking?

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FAQ/Guidelines

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"Lol, your d+d group made you be the cleric?"

You don't want to roleplay someone who thinks she's her deity's favorite prophet? Who won't admit why she was kicked out of the clergy? Who's a little too happy to see her teammates grievously injured so she can show off her healing powers? She's my best blorba yet

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Gonna be real with you did not expect us to have intra-party social class conflict as a focus of the campaign and if I did I wouldn't have made a character in exile with no money

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Round 7: The Death Is Temporary (The King Shall Rise Again)

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character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

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Ok ok spring break is over i'm not working on my novelization of the campaign anymore im doing homework I prommy but it sure made me appreciate that I really was playing a chaotic evil character and I was so in her head that I am only now realizing how in the wrong she always was... The method acting was so real. Now I'm rereading what I roleplayed her doing and im like damn. Can't believe she did that

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One of the other players in my dnd group wants our characters to fall in love and you know what, why not, their chemistry is undeniable. But it's sad that my dnd character is getting a date before me. She's only two months old

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Writes several pages about my new character using way too many words I learned from sociology classes: I may have overthought this a bit

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Cangse Sanren, the magnus archives au

sure look into the pretty lady's eyes, of course she doesn't know all of your secrets why would you think that

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•I just imagine her being incredibly good at her job and having way too much fun to be truly terrified

•oh my the lightless flame was the last thing she was working on before she passed woow bet her orphaned son won't be interested at all in all that and won't meet the messiah of that cult and make a pact to stop their ritual later on naaah that would be crazy

•i mean i just HAD to put this woman in a fancy suit and pants

•*spy music starts playing*

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Good Omens season 3

Ep 1: Crowley and Aziraphale’s big divorce (not gay) (best episode of the season)

Ep 2: Jesus shows up or whatever. God I’m not looking forward to this plotline and Neil’s tenuous grasp of american evangelicism despite it being the entire background of the story. Jesus says “Why can’t we all just get along :(” while the angels in Heaven argue and Aziraphale watches a tiny tv hidden in his desk that shows him everything Crowley is doing at all times. Michael Sheen’s acting saves the episode.

Ep 3: Crowley sits in the Bentley listening to Love of My Life by Queen while sobbing. Neil posts something like “sometimes the love of your life is your work best friend <3”. Georgia Tennant posts a candid pic of David with his red Crowley hair wearing his assortment of pride pins and looking at Michael like this 🥺 in retaliation.

Ep 4: Random Gabriel and Beelzebub minisode. They are shown having straight missionary sex in Alpha Centauri while listening to Buddy Holly. They hear about the upcoming Rapture and decide maybe they should go back and help out. For some reason this is the whole episode.

Ep 5: The Rapture raptures. Theologically, ideologically, and narratively we are left with a lot of questions. Features an extended close up on the new carabiner on Uriel’s belt, which is widely praised on tumblr as meaningful lesbian coding. Aziraphale and Crowley reconcile in a scene so poorly written but so well acted that several new mental illnesses are invented.

Ep 6: Aziraphale and Crowley save the world or whatever. Jesus says “gay is ok!” and gives a big thumbs up to the camera. Nina and Maggie chastely kiss in front of a cheering crowd with absolutely no chemistry whatsoever. Neil wins a GLAAD award for this scene specifically. At the last second Aziraphale and Crowley kiss like they are trying to climb into each others ribcages, because at least David and Michael love us. Unfortunately the scene is so poorly lit and blocked that the tumblr gifs of it look like absolute shit.

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Part of the reason I want to be a cleric is I once screwed over the cleric so bad in the last campaign I immediately thought ok I deserve to reincarnate as a cleric and get the same treatment