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hearthecanarycry‌:

“Jerk,” she muttered, but there wasn’t any bitterness in her tone. It was almost impossible to be angry with her sister in her arms after so long. Sara might have been intent on keeping distance, but Dinah said ‘fuck that’. The Lance sisters were always better together than apart. “I missed you.”

I miss you too, she didn’t say it out loud though, she wanted to, to let her sister know just how much she missed her the time she was gone but that would make what’d she’d have to say even harder. Sara tightened her hold on Dinah slightly, not wanting to let go, letting go meant telling her she wasn’t there to stay, letting go meant leaving her sister again. “I’m sorry” she whispered, her voice so low she wasn’t sure she’d actually said it.

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theacearcher‌:

“He’s not even a villain he’s a whiny ass bitch.”  @thecanaryxlance​

The chuckle that sounded at her words was not what he had pictured the next time he crossed paths with Sara Lance, but it’s much more welcome. He had figured there’d be arguments over her choice to leave. Maybe a thrown punch for letting Nyssa get hurt. Bashing her in-laws was not an avenue he foresaw.

“I’ll agree with the bitch part, but he’s most certainly a villain.” The man’s thoughts were not entirely false. The former Ra’s spoke the truth about a world where corruption spread deeper than it ever had before. Oliver could never agree with the elder man’s ideas for turning things around, however. “Isn’t it usually the parents that hate their kid’s spouse and not the other way around?”

“Oh, he does hate me, it’s just that the feeling is mutual” Sara replied, almost from the moment she’d met him Sara had disliked Ra’s, dislike grew to hate the more she got to know him and the more Nyssa told her about him. “I think fifty percent of the reasons why he hates me is because I laughed at his ridiculous statue, I just couldn’t help myself when I saw it.”

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daisycjohnson‌:

(✉️ ➡️ Sara Lance): Of course you are

(✉️ ➡️ Daisy): Would you rather I let it run around freely in New York? (✉️ ➡️ Daisy): I mean idk but that seems like a bad idea

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hearthecanarycry‌:

“ I’m sick and tired of doing it by myself.” || @thecanaryxlance​

“Sara?” The last face she expected to see was there. She thought maybe she was dreaming, but Dinah couldn’t sleep. Not when she was preparing to follow up on a new lead she’d found. A warehouse. Possible new League activity. Or was it old if the ‘new’ leader was thousands of years old and a former Demon’s Head? Dinah shook her head and cleared her thoughts, surging forward to give Sara a hug.

“Hey” Sara said, she didn’t get time to say much else as Dinah pulled her into a hug, Sara instantly wrapping her arms around her older sister. She’d expected Dinah to be mad and yell at her when she saw her, though of course that could still very much happen. “If you’re going to hug me every time I show up I’m just going to stay on the Waverider” the blonde joked.

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@ofdemonsandarrows @ofdemonsandmagic @ofcanariesandarrows @ofdirectordanvers

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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daisycjohnson‌:

(✉️ ➡️ Sara Lance): That’s true. Just try not to actually end up in emergency situations.

(✉️ ➡️ Daisy): Yeah... I can’t promise that, I’m tracking a minotaur rn actually

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theacearcher‌:

Oliver hummed in thought as he nodded. “Let me guess, party crashing is a hobby of yours, too?” This Sara was certainly crashing his party right now. it was clear he was not going to talk his way out of this and she looked far more prepared to fight than he was at the moment. If only he had any weapon on him. “Y’know, there are worlds out there where versions of me and your sister are happy. And where you help her get ready for that big ol’ wedding day,” he tried one last time.

“Well, I wasn’t invited, didn’t leave me much choice” Sara shrugged, her sister not wanting her at the wedding hadn’t stopped her from going, or from ruining the whole thing. “I’m sure there are but in my world I killed you before you could say I do” the blonde replied with a small grin.

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wildheartsarah‌:

“Bartending usually comes with extensive emotional training?” Sarah asked. “You learn something new about New York everyday, I guess.” She was no stranger to bullshit. A good chunk of her job was figuring out when someone was holding something back, or even outright lying. She wasn’t sure which was happening here. “Well, love is like that sometimes,” she said, smiling softly. “I usually like something with a little better track record than ‘for the most part.’”

“No, no, that was for another... job I had” still had technically, though now she didn’t do as much for the League since she rejoined as she used to before she had left a few years ago. “Yeah, it’s also more trouble than it’s worth sometimes” Sara replied, thinking sometimes that maybe Nyssa would have been better off if they hadn’t gotten together. “It works... ninety percent of the time.”

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daisycjohnson‌:

(✉️ ➡️ Sara Lance): I can agree with that. (✉️ ➡️ Sara Lance): I’m not gonna tattle on you unless it’s important.

(✉️ ➡️ Daisy): Thank you, I knew I could count on you (✉️ ➡️ Daisy): you’re the best

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kunlunsironfist‌:

(✉️ ➡️ Sara L.): What does /that/ mean? /Technically/ married? (✉️ ➡️ Sara L.): I have no idea who you were trying to send it to. I didn’t even know you were married until like thirty seconds ago.

(✉️ ➡️ D. Rand): it means it’s complicated (✉️ ➡️ D. Rand): well I thought it was very obvious I was trying to send it to someone I’m involved with...

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vengeancedemon‌:

(✉️ ➡️ arrow kink): was your ex the one who shot you? (✉️ ➡️ arrow kink): yeah, because using shit from this century makes you a coward. pride only gets you so far before it gets you killed, lance. bravery means shit when you’re dead. 

(✉️ ➡️ hothead): no, why would my wife shoot me? (✉️ ➡️ hothead): I’ve already died twice, I’ll take my chances

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mynameiscaroldanvers‌:

@thecanaryxlance​ “I’m not straight, please never say that again. I’m insulted.”

Carol arched a brow at the tone. “Really?” she asked, leaning an elbow against the bar. “Must’ve gotten confused, since you’re a straight up bitch.” She took a sip of her drink. “Now that was an insult.” 

“Pretty weak insult if you ask me” Sara commented with a small shrug. “Not very creative either” the blonde said as she poured herself a shot of tequila and drowned it. 

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[text] i miss you. || Dinah

[Text -> Bitch]: sounds fake[Text -> Bitch]: you know I’m still in the city right?

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@ofdemonsandarrows @ofdemonsandmagic @ofcanariesandarrows @ofdirectordanvers

Sentence Me Part I || The Aftermath GC Meme

“Bold of you to assume I have shame.”

“I didn’t put the fan in the goddamned microwave.”

“Nice. Cool.”

“I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS.”

“Slurp slurp, bitch.”

“He’s not even a villain he’s a whiny ass bitch.”

“Bring it on, I have a fork and very little will to live!”

“It’s sad and funny. Like my life.”

“Stabbing is so intimate.”

“Always deal with incest on photoshop.”

“I’m home and getting ready for more murder.”

“The true real feral hours are upon us.”

“All I do is apologize for the children and self-deprecate.”

“I’m florescent and that’s weird.”

“How do you turn nursing into something not sexy.”

“I’m not straight, please never say that again. I’m insulted.”

“Demons? Is that what you like?”

“Boiling employees in frying oil?”

“Is it loving you if I kill you?”

“Can’t be a hipster if you’re on fire. No one is chill then.”

“I’m glad you guys are suffering.”

“The core components of a sex tape: performance issues and wheezing.”

“Please don’t smack me with your fish.”

“She could come to my house and give me broccoli and I would be like thanks ma'am for this broccoli.”

“I hear her name and I come crashing in from the dumpsters like a Kool Aide man made of garbage.”

“He has tried to eat me so many times today already!”

“’No say something American’ and all my brain could think of was ‘egg.’”

“I know! I told her ‘wtf’ means ‘whoa that’s fun.’”

“You’re on fire tonight.”

“I use speech to text when I’m driving sometimes, when someone texts me, but it usually backfires because of my road rage.”

“I wanna get into her heart-pants.”

“If you think about it, the Earth is a ravioli.”

“I build graveyards.”

“Like giving myself a sugar daddy, but with murder.”

“What if I interact with a demonic spirit?”

“We’re all sluts here.”

“I’m trying to think of something funny, but it’s not funny enough!”

“That’s very onions of you.”

“Have you met me? All I do is get horny.”

“Goodnight guys, thanks for fucking me!”

“I’m too pumped to function.”

“Hummus makes us horny…”

“I’m self-conscious about my bun game.”

“You asked for my opinion, you get my feelings.”

“It is for bitches, that’s why I thought you’d like it.”

“Smirking during talk of murder feels wrong.”

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agenthamburger‌:

❛ there are rules you have to follow if you want to survive ❜

NOT HERE SENTENCE MEME || ALWAYS ACCEPTING || @thecanaryxlance​​

Training wasn’t something that Sharon was unfamiliar with, in fact, few people could keep up with her (and she was fairly certain that Bucky and Steve were the only two people who could outpace her — but they were on a different scale altogether). But keeping pace with Sara was easy enough and it was a good workout. Sharon would have done this on her own later in the day anyway, but she had a routine. But she had a feeling that waking her up before her alarm and making this a surprise was the point of all this. They wanted her off her game. They were testing her.

Sharon let her hair down and shook it out as Taer al-Asfer spoke. “The rules, huh?” Sharon asked. “Figured you guys would want to initiate me a little better before laying out that. Unless there is an option to back out?” Sharon threw her companion a smirk before shaking her head. She had a feeling there was only one way out of the League. A complicated matter that Sharon didn’t want to think about right now. But that didn’t stop her from commenting further. “Figured this was the kind of club you don’t walk out of.”

Sara remembered when she first joined the League and Nyssa used to wake her up at ungodly hours for combat training, language lessons and the one Sara hated the most; meditation. Fortunately it hadn’t lasted that long as she’d found ways to make Nyssa let her stay in bed longer. Now, while she was used to waking up early, she’d woken Sharon even earlier than that, which was normal with new recruits to the League.

“It’s a little hard surviving in the League without knowing the rules so we usually try to get it out of the way quickly” the blonde shrugged, she’d broken quite a few of them while she first joined the League, she was almost sure she’d be dead if it not for her relationship with Nyssa, so she probably wasn’t one who should talk about following ruled, not that Sharon needed to know that. “It’s not impossible, I did.”

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felicitymeganoverwatchsmoak‌:

“Yeah well uh,” somehow she managed to speak up through her fear, “You don’t put off the most friendly of vibes.” She paused, horrified as the woman spoke about maybe still being alive if the other her had been afraid.  So in her universe this Sara had already killed another version of Felicity, another version of herself? She shuddered at the mere thought.  And to be able to face someone who looked exactly like someone she’d killed, with such a detached, no it was more of almost a calm nature- that was all the more terrifying for Felicity to comprehend.  She knew she had to find a way out of this situation quickly, or else she might not find a way out at all… She struggled to place that thought out of her head.  “Please, just let me walk away and I’ll pretend like nothing happened.” she said, forcing the words to come out audibly.  She scanned her surroundings, trying to find a way to escape quickly before there was a chance for the other woman to harm her. 

“I thought I was being very friendly” after all she hadn’t injured her or killed her yet, even if the other blonde was seriously testing her self control. “You want me to let you go?” Sara asked as she stepped closer to Felicity, god she couldn’t remember her being this weak and pathetic in her universe, maybe she would have been easier to kill but she wasn’t sure it’d be as much fun. “Honestly that doesn’t really sound like fun to me” she commented, drawing a knife she had hidden on her. She twirled the knife around as she thought of what to do, she hadn’t decided if she was actually going to hurt her or just scare her yet.

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kunlunsironfist‌:

(✉️ ➡️ Sara L.): You’re /married?/ Why are you sending pictures like that to people if you’re married? 

(✉️ ➡️ D. Rand): Technically (✉️ ➡️ D. Rand): who do you think I was trying to send the photo to?