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excitedly waiting for this

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your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

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yknow we all talk about ebony darkness dementia raven way but we all forget about the funniest part of that whole story which is when she eats a bowl of Count Chocula with blood instead of milk…yknow cause shes a vampire

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Jane Austen heroines exist on a sliding scale of "You are always right, and no one ever listens to you" (Fanny Price) to "You are never right, and everyone always listens to you" (Emma Woodhouse.)

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I hate this post

[THIS is the future LEFTISTS WANT for our HOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: updated cause this got popular. Fixed the lack of stairs, doors, still not enough windows.

This is a multilevel house, from the basement to the attic. For those who want to build this in the sims: it is painfully obvious who didn't go through a vampire phase.]

Half of you people don't even know Vladislaus Straud.

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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I only read the first line of your posts and then scroll down, also i use tiktok 9 hours a day, i dont know what an unreliable narrator is and main characters are not allowed to be evil

(Completely 100% genuine not clickbait)

Check for understanding:

How does the anonymous asker claim to read my posts?

What other traits does the anonymous asker describe themself as having?

Why does the anonymous asker list all these traits? What point may they be trying to make?

Why does the anonymous asker choose to end the post the way they do? ("(Completely 100% genuine not clickbait)")

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Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her:

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We all love the aristocratic vampires, but what about lower class vampires.

I need to see a 19th century victorian vampire who just struggles to make a living. No one would really suspect that the character is a blood sucker because "it's plain to see that the poor woman has consumption".

As a Pole I obviously have to mention Polish feudalism. I just CRAVE a Polish show about an 17th or 18th century peasant who makes an elaborate plot to kill the noble he works for but actually turns him into a vampire.

Damn, I think I just created new OCs.

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So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever

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It’s a Lilith redux! Because her previous lookbook is super crunchy and one of my first!

Hopefully, she strikes as her own thing, and not a pale imitation of the many iconic Liliths on simblr…

Keep reading

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silly werewolf transformation

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and, if i dare to ask, can you take this spike?

you brought me your bullets but you eated them???? that doesn't seem very healthy, are you okay????? should someone get you to the doctor? should someone get you to the church?