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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRODO BAGGINS

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Do you think in the omegaverse there’s a new, awful layer to “the talk” that teens get

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ghost swing 👻 🎸

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doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

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Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast covering “Helena” by My Chemical Romance

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ok I'm going to solve the which spn brother is correctly masculine and which one is oppressed for being fem argument once and for all. no one is correctly masculine is spn-world except the rose-colored memory of your dead dad who is implicitly present in every scene as an enormous absent god. and sometimes you get closer to this ideal and sometimes you are farther away. and sometimes you are able to use this proximity to leverage narrative power it literally. depends. on the situation. but nobody wins the gender game. that is not how this works. at the end of the day. everyone is an f-slur girl-coded pussy. except for your dead dad. who is also god. ok solved.

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really funny to me that one of the top hozier scholars on genius lyrics is literally just hozier. this guy logs onto genius dot com and goes hmm actually that line's about man vs. nature. yeah that one might actually be a johnny cash reference good spotting.

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cops follow a fare evasion suspect, try to taze him, end up shooting him, another cop, and two bistanders. they're then called brave by the mayor of New York

cops committed a mass shooting over three dollars.

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do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"