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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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This is my favorite one to annoy my friends with

Do you have any hot takes?

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First post in Tumblr :D

Sad it's gonna go unnoticed gzhamxgzg💔

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please enjoy this work of art i made for a discord contest

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@polls-everyday

welp turns out the ideas i had were way above my skill level but here you at least get the concept

i kinda imagined it messing with people by mimicing utility poles while its foggy outside

also the cat wasnt named so i named it Ktokoľvekktovietotoprečítaťvámgratulujem or Kto for short

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✨️🍃🔥THE CREATURE POLLS ARE FINISHED 🔥🍃✨️

Our creature's name is Bingus and they're a mimic. Interestingly, the two options in the poll about where they live tied, so they can either live where the fog is so thick you can't see or in an ordinary apartment somewhere in Europe. They have a cute little pet tuxedo cat which has six eyes and two tails. They have no clue how old they are and their weapon of choice is a very long stick. They don't use magic but they made a potion out of dirt and leaves once. Their skin color is a shade of purple — amethyst and they also have antlers! They're good but mischevious and their occupation is being a local menace. For some reason unknown to anybody but them, they carry a skeleton key with them at all times and only they know what the key opens.

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What the hell is this they look like the eggs from that one dragon mobile game

usually i’m at best neutral about big changes to minecraft’s textures and stuff but i hate the new eggs so fucking much can we please put them back

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Kendrick Lamar’s diss song “Not Like Us” won five Grammys last night for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Rap Performance, Best Rap Song, and Best Music Video. In your opinion, did it deserve the wins?

(Yes, No, Haven’t heard it)

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Kendrick Lamar’s diss song “Not Like Us” won five Grammys last night for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Rap Performance, Best Rap Song, and Best Music Video. In your opinion, did it deserve the wins?

(Yes, No, Haven’t heard it)

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if a person offered you a million dollars for signing a piece of paper that says that you are giving your immortal soul away to them, would you agree to the deal? there is nothing unusual about the person (i mean. except the fact that they are offering you this deal), and they are open to some bargaining. they offer you no clue as to whether they genuinely believe they will own your soul as a result of this deal, are doing some kind of social experiment or art project, or something else entirely. the paper is not legally binding in any way in any jurisdiction on earth.

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so... wild life, huh?

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no one will know which one it is.

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Life Series assumptions made by my friend (who has asked to be called Batman). He is the funniest person I know.

As a bonus I asked him to guess who he thought “Lilith” was married to, and his guesses were Cleo, Gem, Pearl, and Scott. Of all the people he chose two bisexuals and two who are simply not attracted to women.

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HE WON