#saving this for later

[starrierknight]

priest!getou with a demon reader, who pretends to be like an innocent little person and goes to confession. and like says they're having "dirty" thoughts and getou cant stop thinking about your confession and it drives him mad

Sending this here for everyone to see

you're confessing every lustful thought you've had about the handsomest speaker you've ever seen at your church... and you "don't know" that it's him... and as you divulge the details, he can feel his cock twitching in the confines of his heavy black clothes. his thighs rub together, and he tries to remind him that he's in God's house now, that this isn't right. there's something wrong with him, he's filthy and disgusting.

you ask if he's still there, and he lets out a breathy, "Please. Please, continue to confess to me."

and all the while as he says this, his trousers are halfway down his thighs as he slowly teases himself, tentatively curling his fingers, those palms which have blessed so many innocent, around his weeping cock and he touches himself.

that's the thing, about sin. about lust. perhaps this is the closest to heaven he'll get.

so, he keeps touching and feeling, and all you can hear is the ragged breathing from behind the grate.

[lilybug-02]

Wait... the Soul makes squeaky noises when we try to speak... and the Player "puppets" Kris, but doesn't completely control them...

Oh. My. God.

We're a rat. WE'RE A FREAKING RAT WE'RE RATATOUILLE-ING THEM AGGHH

You do not understand the mind escapade I just experienced reading this inbox.

Like this is the funniest comment I have ever read regarding my AU. I legit wanted to show Chara and Kris this and then f*cking remembered they don't exist and I would have to draw that interaction. Like oh my god. I'm loosing it over this comment.

im crying.

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

Masterpost Call me Robert, no pronouns, just call me by my name [you can shorten it to rob or any other shit if you want idc]. He/they is okay i guess but no she/her please. I enjoy asks and tags lol [platonic] Love language is spamming my mutuals notifs <3 im a minor, so don't be wierd (like the uncomfy wierd) Please use tone indicators!! (Im sorry but unless its super duper obvious, i really cant tell tone, especially online)

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[and failing]

[neteyams-wh0re]

Im gonna leave this ones here, so i can come back whenever i want :b

It's just.. THIS FIC IS SOOO CUTE 🥹🥹🫶🏻

i need more and more of this

Part 1.

Part 2.

Part 3.

🕯🕯manifesting for part 4🕯🕯

[spacefinch]

Barnacles: Gender neutral ways to address a crowd, GO

Kwazii: Mateys

Inkling: Distinguished guests

Peso: Ladies and germs

Shellington: Entities of interest

Dashi: Guys, gals, and non-binary pals

Tweak: All y’all

Paani: My dudes

Natquik: Comrades

Pearl: Allies, enemies, and those I’m still deciding about

Calico Jack: Fellow scoundrels

Ranger Marsh: A warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the alligators

[crystalmagpie447]

eeee

whebhw

what if

christmas lights around the daycare

so eclipse can come out

[randomexistingthing]

https://youtu.be/B_UjTv6eH4I?

(YouTube I swear if you messed up the link like last time-)

TW GORE!!

Just a little animation. I thought it was cool :3

Okay idk here is the video :)

[weevmo]

"Oh my~ that looks painfull. Need a hand?"

Sorry My hand slipped I really like your lil guy btw

I JUST - I CAN'T - OMG!! You somehow made him look so much better, If I ever draw him again I'm definitely looking at this :000

ALSO I don't know what her name is, but I love the design of your oc on the left!! She's so regal and yet caring looking - love it!! Thank you, this was a great way to start the day <3

[pikachugirltits]

Magic x Marvel: Idle Speculation

I have a lot of random thoughts about the upcoming Magic the Gathering x Marvel crossover, and I thought it would be neat to just ramble about them in a post, especially so I can hopefully find that post again later when the sets release and see how much I was right about. I'm just gonna bullet point this because this is kind of a stream of consciousness sort of deal:

We know that we're getting multiple "tentpole releases" a.k.a. more than one full set for this particular crossover. I'm thinking at least one is going to be a straight to Modern draftable set similar to the LotR set, but I don't think they're necessarily just doing that for all the sets. I speculate that the other (or one of the others if there's more than two) set is going to be a gimmick draft set, such as 2-Head Giant or Commander draft.

I personally am hoping one of the sets is a Commander draft set, and that our partner variant for the set goes the Stranger Things route and just creates a subset partner variant. I propose the name Team-Up, to represent the ubiquity of team up storylines in comic books. (I actually made an entire post about this but Tumblr's wonderful search function is choosing not to find it on my blog.)

Ooh, if they do go the Commander draft route they can make the Prismatic Piper equivalent a Skrull or something

I really, really want a Squirrel Girl card that makes squirrel tokens that I can jam into my Chatterfang deck. Squirrel Girl is my favorite superhero and I just want her on a card so, so badly.

I think it would be cool to have a Mjolnir equipment that in addition to its other effects also has a bit of trinket text along the lines of "equipped creature is a God in addition to its other types."

Thor and Loki and any other Asgardian that represents an actual god should have the creature type God. It already exists. Like sure, we could make Asgardian a creature type if we wanted to, but that's the coward's route.

I saw someone make a comment on Reddit about adding Hero and Villain as creature types, but I really, really hope that doesn't happen. It runs the risk of making the creature types in the set super repetitive, and we're already gonna see a lot of that from the sheer number of human characters. Sure, we'll have some mutants and aliens and robots to occasionally break things up, but it'll be much worse if the class types among cards aren't varied.

Like seriously, let's use the movie Avengers lineup. What's better...having four Human Hero cards, a God Hero, and whatever we do with the Hulk...or a Human Soldier, Human Scientist, Human Archer, Human Rogue, God Warrior, and whatever we do with the Hulk

Yeah, actually...what are we gonna do with the Hulk and related characters? In a vacuum, I would probably type the Hulk as Mutant Berserker...but for IP reasons I wouldn't be surprised if the Mutant creature type is reserved solely for characters with the X-Gene. I don't have an answer for this, just wondering...

Oh, and since I mentioned the MCU, I do want to say one thing, if they're smart they'll base the sets on the comics and not the MCU. Gives them a lot more material and characters to pull from

Booster fun treatment should lean into this and be comic book themed, but I think they would also be smart to offer some Secret Lair drops featuring alt art versions of the characters based on the MCU...if they're willing to deal with the likeness rights and whatnot.

Multiple tentpole releases does mean multiple commander precons. Some themes I could easily see them basing decks on: the Avengers, X-Men, Spider-Man/Spider-Verse, Guardians of the Galaxy+other space themed characters, a deck for a bunch of the more mystical Marvel characters probably led by Dr. Strange, S.H.I.E.L.D., A.I.M., Villains in general (from my memory Marvel doesn't really have a singular Legion of Doom type team up of its iconic villains, but I'm definitely picturing a Villains deck that tosses a bunch of iconic villains together in one deck...you could call it the Masters of Evil as a deep cut though.)

If Gambit gets a card, he should have an ability that lets you discard cards to deal damage to a target to represent Gambit throwing cards at his enemies. (This is the kind of wink at the camera stuff I love in UB products.)

Koi Boy should get a card purely because he's a canon trans man and Magic really needs some trans masc representation.

[tinkertoysdamn]

[spooked-bees]

Can you make Nico di Angelo wrapped in blankets?

i love this idea, but i’m sadly not taking requests right now

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

Clearly I’m feeling a bit fired up after therapy

[iamsonormalaboutninjago]

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[sohotthateveryonedied]

I have a whole theory that the reason Dick went all Scarborough Fair on Tim when training him was to get him to give up and go home rather than be like Jason. What he didn't know is getting Tim to give up is even more impossible.

is it weird now that all that i want is a fic about dick subtly sabotaging tim at every turn during his early robin days, trying to get him to quit or be fired through stupid/hilarious means meanwhile tim thinks dick being around him all the time and “helping” him MUST mean he likes him, so tim’s convinced he’s got a new best friend and dick’s like why the FUCK won’t this dumb kid quit already

[applestruda]

Here, have a Clark’s Nutcracker

heh thanks for the lill guy

[randomexistingthing]

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